With his perma-tan, flowing goldilocks, foul mouth and bling jewellery, Jordan increasingly resembles a brassy Essex housewife who has overdone it under the sunbed.
Anyone read Private Eye? This pic could be our equivalent of their pic of Andrew Neil and the mysterious Asian babe.
"Dear AFKA,
I have a friend who, after a terrible accident on a sunlounger near Chernobyl, is now orange and has grown an enormous nose. He's terrified he won't be able to meet another woman again. Do you have a picture in your archives to demonstrate that he will be able to get his rocks off between now and the end of time?
A bloke I worked with was doing a Commercial Mortgage for Mr Jordan (Probably for that Shitty ground of theirs) & when he met him in his Hotel Room Mrs Best walked in from the bedroom in a Bath Robe, this was about two/three months ago. Must be the money...!
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I reckon the press will have a field day with him and Sophie in the coming months, especially after he loses the trial.
"Dear AFKA,
I have a friend who, after a terrible accident on a sunlounger near Chernobyl, is now orange and has grown an enormous nose. He's terrified he won't be able to meet another woman again. Do you have a picture in your archives to demonstrate that he will be able to get his rocks off between now and the end of time?
Best wishes,
R Noades, Surrey"
again? i thought they went out for quite a while about two years ago.
Linky
and i cant just paste the picture in.
swiftly followed by Max Clifford being employed as his PR agent,
swiftly followed by a host of celebrity woman.
No coincidence whatsoever.
they have been on off for for a few years. deffo the money.