I am telling my Westham mates, that they are now Charlton over the water and i expect to be seeing the second team as part of my Charlton season ticket.
I had a conversation with MCS on this very subject the other day...
Sco: I get into bed, you see, feeling quite sleepy, I could feel the lids of me eyes beginning to droop - a bit of the droop in the eyes - I was just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the bloody window pane - I looked out - you know who it was?
MCS: Who?
Sco: Bloody Alan Curbishley! Bloody Alan Curbishley - stark naked save for a shortie WHUFC nightie. He was hanging on to the window sill, and I could see his knuckles all white ... saying 'Sco, Sco follow me to West Ham...' you know how these bloody ex-cafc managers go on - I said 'Get out of it!' - bloody Alan Curbishley. He wouldn't go - He wouldn't go, I had to smash him down with a broomstick, poke him off the window sill, he fell down on the pavement with a great crash ...
Headphones Norm - 10/1
Valley Gold Eve - 6/1
Betty Hutchins - 5/1 joint fav
Big Dave Lockwood - 5/1 joint fav
Paddy Powell - 7/1
Brian 'can i have a quick word Curbs' Cole - 1000/1
[cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]Breaking news...West Ham to run out to different song:
"When the claret and blue robin comes bob bob mooring along"
Ha ha, very good Sco.
But less of the blasphemy, associating god with such a pathetic little ditty (red red robin - the tune to that song is so annoying!!!)
[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Odds on next defector:
Headphones Norm - 10/1
Valley Gold Eve - 6/1
Betty Hutchins - 5/1 joint fav
Big Dave Lockwood - 5/1 joint fav
Paddy Powell - 7/1
Brian 'can i have a quick word Curbs' Cole - 1000/1
Defect to them......... Never..... I could never work for the Wet Spammers
Oh hang on - phones ringing - be back in a mo........
Sorry, who's that - your accent, it reminds me of Bjork.
You want me to what?
Million pounds a match and a box in the Hotel.....hmmm let me think......
[cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Of course, Mortain, it should've been "I'm forever blowing baubles.....", for the Baby Bentley brigade.
(apologies to whoever thought of it first)
Michael Jackson's a West Ham fan I believe.....:-)
There have also been changes to the medical department. Nick Davies has arrived from Charlton Athletic as our new Head of Sports Science, while his former colleagues at The Valley, George Cooper and Dave Singleton, have been appointed Head of Physiotherapy and Reserve Team Physiotherapist respectively.
Masseur Darren Page has also headed from Charlton to join the staff
so Curbs has now taken the following to Upton Valley, who he knew from Charlton:
Asst Manager: Mervyn Day
1st team coach: Glyn Snodin
Head of Sports Science: Nick Davies
Sports Science assistants: George Cooper and Dave Singleton
Masseur: Darren Page
Players: Scott Parker
Pre-season friendly: at Welling
Supporters: Ketman
[cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite][
so Curbs has now taken the following to Upton Valley, who he knew from Charlton:
Asst Manager: Mervyn Day
1st team coach: Glyn Snodin
Head of Sports Science: Nick Davies
Sports Science assistants: George Cooper and Dave Singleton
Masseur: Darren Page
Players: Scott Parker
Pre-season friendly: at Welling
Supporters: Ketman
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Sco: I get into bed, you see, feeling quite sleepy, I could feel the lids of me eyes beginning to droop - a bit of the droop in the eyes - I was just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the bloody window pane - I looked out - you know who it was?
MCS: Who?
Sco: Bloody Alan Curbishley! Bloody Alan Curbishley - stark naked save for a shortie WHUFC nightie. He was hanging on to the window sill, and I could see his knuckles all white ... saying 'Sco, Sco follow me to West Ham...' you know how these bloody ex-cafc managers go on - I said 'Get out of it!' - bloody Alan Curbishley. He wouldn't go - He wouldn't go, I had to smash him down with a broomstick, poke him off the window sill, he fell down on the pavement with a great crash ...
MCS: He just had a nightie on, is that all?
Sco: That's all he had on, MCS, just a ...
Headphones Norm - 10/1
Valley Gold Eve - 6/1
Betty Hutchins - 5/1 joint fav
Big Dave Lockwood - 5/1 joint fav
Paddy Powell - 7/1
Brian 'can i have a quick word Curbs' Cole - 1000/1
You'll be getting Dowie and Lisbie soon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_sME-zlQA
Quality finish, shame the idiot was at the wrong end eh.
"When the claret and blue robin comes bob bob mooring along"
Got to be one of the best own goals ever.
Ha ha, very good Sco.
But less of the blasphemy, associating god with such a pathetic little ditty (red red robin - the tune to that song is so annoying!!!)
(apologies to whoever thought of it first)
Defect to them......... Never..... I could never work for the Wet Spammers
Oh hang on - phones ringing - be back in a mo........
Sorry, who's that - your accent, it reminds me of Bjork.
You want me to what?
Million pounds a match and a box in the Hotel.....hmmm let me think......
I'm forever blowing bubbles!
We won the World Cup don't you know!
well at least that explains the smell :-)
Michael Jackson's a West Ham fan I believe.....:-)
LMFAO!!!!!
Well, whatever turns you on.
*note to Peter Varney PA man is a pervert - sack him* : - )
Alan Curbishley's future as West Ham boss could be in doubt despite him leading them to Premiership safety last season. (Daily Star)
A nothing comment, but could be the start of something....
With Glyn Snodin just appointed as 1st team coach, surely, Mr Egghead would not be letting Mr C bring in key staff if he was on borrowed time?
Rich men and their play-things.....
so Curbs has now taken the following to Upton Valley, who he knew from Charlton:
Asst Manager: Mervyn Day
1st team coach: Glyn Snodin
Head of Sports Science: Nick Davies
Sports Science assistants: George Cooper and Dave Singleton
Masseur: Darren Page
Players: Scott Parker
Pre-season friendly: at Welling
Supporters: Ketman
any more ????
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