Fish Puns Here Only

RedJohn

fishy fishy fishy.

Pringle

Are soles fish? 

RedJohn

funny fish

_MrDick

I used to go with a mermaid. But we didn’t have sex ... she was Halibut 

guinnessaddick

• Never trust unlicensed puns – always check they’re o-fish-al.

Stig

On to important business, what's happened with the takeover?

soapboxsam

Do we need a dedicated fish pun Thread ?

Ish.

Scoham

So based on recent takeover rumours we have two “deadlines”. Some claimed the takeover would be announced on 1st July, while Prague had heard of a deadline of 2nd July for one of the parties to complete the deal.

RedJohn

Here fishy fishy

harveys_gardener

Hook, line and sinker.

EveshamAddick

Come on you Addicks!

[Deleted User]

Is this really the the only plaice?

Macronate

I just tried but it doesn’t have the same impact as on the takeover thread.

When delivering a fish pun it is important to appear clever at the same time as winding up people who don’t like fish punnery.

So for those reasons, I’m trout.

North Lower Neil

"The plaice for fish puns", surely?

RedJohn

yes

NapaAddick

I guess we have run afowl of the moderators due to the eggsplosion of fish puns on the takeover thread. Especially since we did it around the cluck.

RedJohn

keep them coming

harveys_gardener

Napa, you are a plank ton's of Lifers agree.

No poultry puns here. Start another thread.

GlassHalfFull

Welcome to Charlton Aquatic. You'll always get good odds at Corals.

NorthheathAddick

GlassHalfFull said:

Welcome to Charlton Aquatic. You'll always get good odds at Corals.

Good cod...🙄

soapboxsam

When two weeks ago I did 19 fish puns in one paragraph, I was ashamed But I was proud of one of the puns because I think it was a first ?

Cavihahaha.

Redrobo

Wagstaff or Green. My vote goes to Waggy

guinnessaddick

The  jury, find this site gill-ty of too many fish puns!

Justafan

It’s happening!
sorry wrong thread🤷🏻‍♂️

1StevieG

Got any Salmon?

Bigbadbozman

Not a pun but: 2 parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other can you smell fish

Fumbluff

So we actually need this thread to be the place when finally one of the ITK’s actually posts some concrete news ahead of time.
It’s written in the star(fish)...

Dazzler21

RedJohn said:

fishy fishy fishy.

You're not a mod.

i_b_b_o_r_g

What do people think about the Take-over then?

DRAddick

Maybe admin should put a rule in plaice to control the puns. Say, no fish puns on any day of the week barramundi.