Advice Needed

LenGlover · June 2007

I'm working elsewhere for a couple of weeks.

They've very kindly permitted me to help myself to tea and coffee.

However when I open the cupboard to get a mug I am confronted by a pint Crystal Palace mug!

It is most disconcerting! How am I to survive this trauma whenever I want a drink?

mascot88 · June 2007

Dont touch it len.......

be very careful....

in fact go and buy a new mug ...

AllLeftFoot · June 2007

Do touch it, but in doing so ensure that it ends up in lots of little pieces.
Then go and buy a new mug as a replacement.

PeakieRocket · June 2007

You must brake it by 'accident'

Badger · June 2007

ring in sick? suffering from stress,it's all too much.

ThreadKiller · June 2007

you need to test whether it bounces or not.

mascot88 · June 2007

Sod it just wrap it newspaper take a hammer to it dump it in the bin down the road and deny all knowledge

InspectorSands · June 2007

Move the mug to the rear of the cupboard, wearing protective clothing if possible.

And perhaps bring in something more suitable as a replacement.

bingaddick · June 2007

Piss in it, wrap it in a sealed plastic bag and send it to

S Jordan
c/o Sellout Park
Sarf Norwood
Croydon

Tavern · June 2007

Smash it to bits

Shag · June 2007

Coat the inside with Arsenic

Hillsys Up · June 2007

Find out who's mug it it and smash it over his / her head. Two birds one stone!!

Henry Irving · June 2007

Put a moldy tea bag in the cup and then hide the cup. Before you leave return it to the cupboard with new bacterial life form still growing in it.

Leaves the glazier with the choice to drink out of the infected cup or bin it themselves.