Daily Inspiration

Dazzler21

Just a place to upload satirical daily inspirational posts.

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DaveMehmet

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

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DaveMehmet

One up the bum, no harm done.

RedMist

Better to say nothing and people think you a fool, than to speak and leave them in no doubt...

Redskin

Loosely quoted from W C Fields:
Try, try and try again. After that, give up. No point in making a damn fool of yourself.

Dazzler21

He who blocks a transfer of a free agent, after selling his top scorer blocks himself from realising promotion.

Wheresmeticket

If you love someone, set them free.
If they return they are truly yours.

If they do not;
Hunt them down and kill them.

Lincsaddick

if in doubt .. give it a clout

iaitch

To do is to dare.

I'm doing the washing up later, how daring!!!!

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SuedeAdidas

DaveMehmet said:

One up the bum, no harm done.

One up the rectum, don’t affect ‘em. 

SuedeAdidas

If life gives you lemons, squeeze a little bit onto a baby’s tongue.....their reaction is proper funny. 

Fiiish

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day.

Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

smudge7946

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hoof_it_up_to_benty

The only certainty in life is uncertainty.

Covered_End_Lad

hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

The only certainty in life is uncertainty.

There are in fact 3, Death, Taxes and Granit Xhaka to be booked.

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maddferrett

It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches. 
It only takes one match to buuuuuuurn a thousaaaaand treeeeeeeeees

bobmunro

The difference between knowledge and wisdom.

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.

Scoham

Imnot Athletic

Be Yourself, no one else wants to be you

Valiantphil

Great tip for tea and coffee drinkers.
Boil a large amount of water on Monday and freeze it.
Then use it throughout the week.

Penfolds Perm

If you go to bed with an itchy arse you're gonna wake up with a smelly finger.

Dazzler21

If two are in the pink, one must enter the stink.

aliwibble

MrOneLung

MrOneLung

Wilma

Got some spam email at work today:

"I hope the millions of people I've touched have the optimism and desire to share their goals and hard work and persevere with a positive attitude.

Have a healthy day."

It's inspired me to contact IT Support :-)