Christmas cracker jokes

Solidgone

It’s the way they tell em...

Stig

Why was the snowman looking at carrots?

He was picking his nose.

guinnessaddick

https://twitter.com/fullmetaldingo/status/1077640503619973122?s=21

man_at_milletts

Q. Why do policemen have bigger balls than firemen?
A. Because they sell more tickets.

Leuth

One of ours was "What's a monkey's favourite Xmas song" and the answer was "Jungle Bells" obv but my dad said "King Kong Merrily On High" which was a much better answer tbh

MrOneLung

King Kong is not a monkey though

MrOneLung

But was a really good answer !