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Things you never knew you didn’t need.
AddicksAddict
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An invitation...0
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A Gomco clamp
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Yeah that cat looks really happy having a dildo on his head.Bedsaddick said:3 -
Is this some form of sexual device? If so, how does it work.Fumbluff said:A Gomco clamp
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Just looked this up - wish I hadn't!Fumbluff said:A Gomco clamp
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Pretty sure that's not how pussies and dildos go together.LawrieAbrahams said:
Yeah that cat looks really happy having a dildo on his head.Bedsaddick said:1 -
If that's how hula hoops are made then its no more for me.Raith_C_Chattonell said:4 -
Somebody tell him before he buys one to spice up his love life!man_at_milletts said:
Is this some form of sexual device? If so, how does it work.Fumbluff said:A Gomco clamp
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Can’t be....iaitch said:
If that's how hula hoops are made then its no more for me.Raith_C_Chattonell said:
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Goodness me. You learn something new every day.0
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I've got one of these ... it'sAddicksAddict said:I’ll start you off with this.
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Reminds me of my favourite headline of 2018LawrieAbrahams said:
Yeah that cat looks really happy having a dildo on his head.
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Me too. Ouch!MuttleyCAFC said:
Just looked this up - wish I hadn't!Fumbluff said:A Gomco clamp
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You snowflakes.MuttleyCAFC said:
Just looked this up - wish I hadn't!Fumbluff said:A Gomco clamp
I looked it up too but it was no skin off my nose.7 - Sponsored links:
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That's right. It's not used on the nose.SuedeAdidas said:
You snowflakes.MuttleyCAFC said:
Just looked this up - wish I hadn't!Fumbluff said:A Gomco clamp
I looked it up too but it was no skin off my nose.0 -
A thermostat for the central heating I can control via an app for when I'm not at home and don't need to turn up the heating. It's not like it takes 3 or 4 minutes to take effect when I get in.
A tacky plastic thing that looks like a 1980's digital wristwatch to tell me how many steps I've taken, as if my dementia is so bad I fail to remember whether I've taken any exercise today, yesterday, whenever. Truly the millenial fuckwit's equivalent of the knitted crinoline lady cover for the bogroll - but, kudos to the manufacturers and marketeers for finding new ways to take ever increasing amounts of money from the willingly deluded for stuff that actually takes the piss out of them.
Effing TV and radio ads for christmas shit on at all times of every day, as if there was no way anybody could remember the date.2 -
A Turbo trainer for the push bike , after months of research I got the misses to buy me one for my birthday...….. after the third time of use I realised I didn't actually need it , makes a nice bike rack though .0
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Good to see the advertisers are joining in: "come to Madeira and discover the most amazing gastronomy"0
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Two thirds of my liver2
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You should have given us a tip off before posting this.Fumbluff said:A Gomco clamp
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I am intrigued yet terrified to look this up.0
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I don't want to see things I can't unsee. So I'm not looking this one up.0
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Go on it won't make you any lesser man.. oh wait!MrOneLung said:I am intrigued yet terrified to look this up.
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