Fulham excuses - the verdict

Off_it

Sorry, just back from the pub. Verdicts are as follows

Carling/Shag: Going to the pub - whatever pub - is no excuse. GUILTY!
Cafc polo: excused duty on grounds of distance/age (school the next day)
Charlton Dan : get another missus then - GUILTY!
Johnny Aah: novel excuse - but all wrong. GUILTY!
Ketman's mate: I hope he wont be your mate any longer. GUILTY!
ns_eb_rj_s?: Hmmmmmm ....... are you a pensioner? NO VERDICT
paulsbaconsarnie: Now that's what I call an excuse! Good work. NOT GUILTY!
Arfur: Shocking lies - GUILTY - BAN HIM!!!
Heath Hero: come with me - see you outside Sloane Square tube @ noon
Len Glover: Must try harder - GUILTY! (punishment: to shout "Kish is s**t" 20 times at the top of your voice next home game!)
Kigelia: let you have that, you are clearly a responsible adult, which makes a nice change - NOT GUILTY!
Oracle: no defence offered - GUILTY!
Addicketd: In Liverpool??? GUILTY - HANG HIM!!!

I am the law - all kneel and pray to me!

AFKABartram

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Len Glover: Must try harder - GUILTY! (punishment: to shout "Kish is s**t" 20 times at the top of your voice next home game!)

LOL - My instinct told me you was going to make a good judge !!

Charlton Dan

[cite] Off_it:[/cite]I am the law - all kneel and pray to me!

Sorry this brings back some really traumatic memories from my choir boy days............... ;-)

AFKABartram

choir boy ????????

Rothko

Is that why you have so many issues with Rev Rufus on NA then Dan?

Bring back the memories?

Charlton Dan

It was dreadful what he used to do to get us to sing soprano

Charlton Dan

[cite] Rothko:[/cite]Is that why you have so many issues with Rev Rufus on NA then Dan?

Bring back the memories?

Na thats just cos hes such a c**t ;-)

cafcpolo

[cite] Off_it:[/cite]Cafc polo: excused duty on grounds of distance/age (school the next day)

Does that mean I'm Not Guilty? If so I'll take that you cheeky fook.

Addickted

If you hang me I won't be able to go to Newcastle.

I demand a re-trial.

LenGlover

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Len Glover: Must try harder - GUILTY! (punishment: to shout "Kish is s**t" 20 times at the top of your voice next home game!)

LOL - My instinct told me you was going to make a good judge !!

LOL!!

I like the punishment!!

Sadly the boss is on holiday and from experience I'll get b****r all done during the day with calls , post , queries etc, etc so my own work will have to be done late. I'll have Steve Brown on the radio though.