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i_b_b_o_r_g
i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    Katrien looks on disgusted as Cabbles head is turned
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,848
    That's a rather enigmatic arse!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    "She was look at me!"

    "No, she was looking at me!"
  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    Ear, you have become such a moaner. If you won't let me give you a pearl necklace then I can look at that birds arse.

    (Sorry, its very poor)
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    edited August 2018
    van Gogh: "My other ear isn't working, I just turned this way round so I could hear you".
    or
    Vermeer girl: "What makes you think she'd be interested in someone wearing a short-sleeved plaid shirt that went out of fashion in the early 1990s? You ginger wanker."
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Or
    Vermeer girl to Ben Stokes: "Come on you don't want to get into another brawl in the street right now do you?"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    I’d give my right ear to have a go on that.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,855
    The next woman to be shagged by Boris Becker in a broom cupboard
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    What the hell did she call me?
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,169
    "It's a lot smaller than I expected"
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    edited August 2018
    Nice arse but a shit smile.
  • fenn3098
    fenn3098 Posts: 171
    `You do know that's a man right`?
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    She's no oil painting.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Girl on the right -"You'd like to give her a pearl necklace? But you only gave me an earring."
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Van Gogh “I can see why he painted the front”.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited August 2018
    Is the girl in the pearl neckless saying to Van Gogh "Quick we'll miss the bus"?
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,622
    Mona had learnt long ago that if you really wanted to let a really attention getting fart out and get that enigmatic smile on your face nothing beats a beef vindaloo the night before...
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,339
    "Stop looking at her arse"

    "Pardon?"
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,056
    VVG: Oh,,,you mean her name’s actually Mooner Lisa!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,638
    edited August 2018
    Vermeer girl: You've got a right one here.
    VVG: No I haven't.
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Not an art expert at all but I think that one might be a fake!
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    edited August 2018
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