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CAFC cares for our planet

RodneyCharltonTrotta
RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
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So after the revelation that the plastic bottles and light switch offs are down to the ownership's green credentials what other eco friendly acts have the club been undertaking?

- The reason the kits are delayed is because they are being woven from renewable hemp sourced locally from plumstead common

- The takeover is taking so long because the Aussie's need to sail to each meeting from down under to reduce the carbon footprint that a flight would leave

Any others?

Comments

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Tony's getting a Smart cart. :)
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Management cut to the bone to reduce hot air.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Chip ration of 14 per portion under review. Less, oil, less cooking, more money for Roly.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Cardinal Sin said:

    Management cut to the bone to reduce hot air.

    It's a shame you can't heat the pitch using recycled bullshit, we could use some of those club statements.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    First-team squad cut to 16 to reduce detergent use and laundry bills.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Home gates shrunk to minimise the carbon footprint of travelling supporters.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Under-soil heating pipes not connected to a boiler to reduce carbon emissions and avoid contributing to an over-heating planet.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Lack of signings is due to Roland (with the assistance of @Stevelamb ) adopting a new plant-based approach and is currently growing a goalkeeper, defender and a striker in a greenhouse in Bruges.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    edited August 2018
    pitch turf fertilized using natural bull shit from the SMT
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    T_C_E said:

    Tony's getting a Smart cart. :)

    More like a Not so Smart Car
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    The manager goes home in a laundry van wit the dirty kit.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    They don’t send the season tickets out to save on envelopes and stamps and the saved saliva is given to thirsty youth team......
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    The club recycle the same excuses for failure every season
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,841
    Severing ties with Karl Robinson - the reduction in hot air generated led to a reversal of global warming.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Fracking for natural gas in the west stand car park. We think they're pot-holes.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
    edited August 2018
    Davo55 said:

    Fracking for natural gas in the west stand car park. We think they're pot-holes.

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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,651
    guinnessaddick said:

    Davo55 said:

    Fracking for natural gas in the west stand car park. We think they're pot-holes.

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    What are you trying to say?
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,113
    As part of its 'Reds Go Green' campaign, the club are delighted to announce that footballs will no longer be used for training or match days due to their high polyvinyl chloride content.
    A spokesman said, 'This decision is further proof of the club's commitment to utilising sustainable products to minimise negative enviromental impact. We are currently looking at non-polymer sustainable, organic alternatives, like melons and that. '
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    Or maybe even leather?

    Oh wait! Didn't we have a long thread on here about the animal product content of the new fivers?

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