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  • SouthallAddick
    SouthallAddick Posts: 140
    Slightly off topic but isn’t Slade, Green Loop To Crayford, a band and album title?
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379
    Courtesy of @ShootersHillGuru and the Lavelle thread . 

    Two Left Feet - a football anthem cover band . 

    Julian (my neighbour) is vocals for the band and works in sales for an upholstery company. He drives a 10 year old yellow Mazda MX5 and is always joking about how when he isn’t selling covers he is singing covers. The joke wasn’t very funny the first time I heard it and I must have heard it a dozen times since. He has a pony tail and supports Palace. He has a girlfriend (don’t know her name) but she must be 45 years old but dresses like she’s 19. If I had to describe here style I’d describe it as 90s Eastern European. She seems to rate her legs as her dresses are always short. But if you ask me her calves are way too chunky to be attractive. 

    Sorry got a bit carried away with the back story. 
  • CharltonMadrid
    CharltonMadrid Posts: 5,091
    edited September 2021
    Marxist Emmerdale writers (from some utterly bizarre stuff on the HoC section - best avoid!)
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379
    A Particular Pawnbroker 

    More a book title than a band . I’m thinking Le Carre. Although The Particular Pawnbroker sounds more right. From the thread of a similar name.
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379
    Davison and the wide boys are so good together.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,682
    Roddy and the Black Box.

    Talk of a new progressive era, a few nodding heads amongst the pseudo intellectuals, but actually this is self indulgent twaddle. A case of the Kings new clothes for me.
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,291
    edited October 2021
    “Same Old Shit”

    80’s glam metal covers band with Thomas S and JJ on guitars
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,208
    NA NA NA UDE
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    Robot Lawn Mowers
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,851
    ULEZ Checker

    Spinal Tap album, with the cover photo showing band watching 2 naked women as they get intimate...
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  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379
    Studs Up - Old School Punk band. Possibly an all women punk band who own their own sexuality. From my own comment on Twitter thread. 
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    There was a punk band back in the day called "57 Arseholes". They changed their name from "bleeding piles" after 57 arseholes showed up to their first gig.

    Synchronicity strikes again.
     
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,749
    Seat Thrower
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    Committee of Outright Perverts, with their debut album Designed by. Courtesy of Leroy Ambrose, cited on the Crushes thread.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    "Dog Crypto Token Pump and Dump" are playing their debut gig tonight at The Spotted Dog, Barking. Thanks to @kentaddick for bringing this to our attention on the Culture Wars thread.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Out of their depth.
    Tactically naïve.
    Slower than a snail on Crutches. 
    Sacked in the morning.
    Your mother is your sister.
    Your not fit to sing a song.
    Can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    The Entitled
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,969
    Crossrail Monkeypox

  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379
    “Total melt down” a new album by The Bed Wetters @Dazzler21 has an advance copy on the Next Manager thread. 
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379
     Mock the Sausage - I fckn love this band. @Cafc43v3r mentioned them on the new manager thread. 
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  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    eaststandmike said:
    The Entitled

    Charlton fans should have empathy with that band. Especially the ones who thought Curbs had taken Cafc as far as he could when we were 7th in the Premier !
  • ValleyOfTears
    ValleyOfTears Posts: 1,067
    "Climb it James" new song from her forthcoming album "I'm going to heaven because I picked up straws from the North Sea once" by Grotty Beefburg and her vile gobby Gothenburg children's climate choir yawn. 
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Wet Fish / Seafood Stalls.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Fourteen chips.
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379
    "Punches of Salt" Gets a shoutout from @Callumcafc on the transfer thread. I am not sure what sort of band they are, but judging by the name i'm guessing they don't do children's parties.

  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,749
    edited June 2022
    A new release comes in at no 10 - New Excuses from The Albie Apologists
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    A Case of The Gilbies with their new album 'Better than the levels they're now playing at'.
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379

    @Davo55 has come up with not so much a band name as a fabulously discomforting name for a Roman centurion: Tortoise interference . On the takeover thread . 

    Meanwhile in an associated post @eaststandmike has got us back on track with his referencing of a little known flamenco guitar album released by Fanny “tingle”  Fanackapan called ‘Light Fingering’ 

    https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/95181/the-takeover-thread-2022-edition-methven-deal-collapsed-p277/p309
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    The album, Chinese Laundry, by Cryptos. 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,682
    And McGrandles.

    Journeyman Scottish folk troupe.  Play pubs and bars, never likely to step up to arena status, but do provide a white background noise to get pissed to.  

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