Julian (my neighbour) is vocals for the band and works in sales for an upholstery company. He drives a 10 year old yellow Mazda MX5 and is always joking about how when he isn’t selling covers he is singing covers. The joke wasn’t very funny the first time I heard it and I must have heard it a dozen times since. He has a pony tail and supports Palace. He has a girlfriend (don’t know her name) but she must be 45 years old but dresses like she’s 19. If I had to describe here style I’d describe it as 90s Eastern European. She seems to rate her legs as her dresses are always short. But if you ask me her calves are way too chunky to be attractive.
Talk of a new progressive era, a few nodding heads amongst the pseudo intellectuals, but actually this is self indulgent twaddle. A case of the Kings new clothes for me.
There was a punk band back in the day called "57 Arseholes". They changed their name from "bleeding piles" after 57 arseholes showed up to their first gig.
"Dog Crypto Token Pump and Dump" are playing their debut gig tonight at The Spotted Dog, Barking. Thanks to @kentaddick for bringing this to our attention on the Culture Wars thread.
Out of their depth. Tactically naïve. Slower than a snail on Crutches. Sacked in the morning. Your mother is your sister. Your not fit to sing a song. Can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
Charlton fans should have empathy with that band. Especially the ones who thought Curbs had taken Cafc as far as he could when we were 7th in the Premier !
"Climb it James" new song from her forthcoming album "I'm going to heaven because I picked up straws from the North Sea once" by Grotty Beefburg and her vile gobby Gothenburg children's climate choir yawn.
"Punches of Salt" Gets a shoutout from @Callumcafc on the transfer thread. I am not sure what sort of band they are, but judging by the name i'm guessing they don't do children's parties.
@Davo55 has come up with not so much a band name as a fabulously discomforting name for a Roman centurion: Tortoise interference . On the takeover thread .
Meanwhile in an associated post @eaststandmike has got us back on track with his referencing of a little known flamenco guitar album released by Fanny “tingle” Fanackapan called ‘Light Fingering’
Journeyman Scottish folk troupe. Play pubs and bars, never likely to step up to arena status, but do provide a white background noise to get pissed to.
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Talk of a new progressive era, a few nodding heads amongst the pseudo intellectuals, but actually this is self indulgent twaddle. A case of the Kings new clothes for me.
80’s glam metal covers band with Thomas S and JJ on guitars
Spinal Tap album, with the cover photo showing band watching 2 naked women as they get intimate...
Synchronicity strikes again.
Tactically naïve.
Slower than a snail on Crutches.
Sacked in the morning.
Your mother is your sister.
Your not fit to sing a song.
Can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
Charlton fans should have empathy with that band. Especially the ones who thought Curbs had taken Cafc as far as he could when we were 7th in the Premier !
https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/95181/the-takeover-thread-2022-edition-methven-deal-collapsed-p277/p309
Journeyman Scottish folk troupe. Play pubs and bars, never likely to step up to arena status, but do provide a white background noise to get pissed to.