What's the most 'Tory' thing you've done?

A-R-T-H-U-R

Whilst I've ordered a stock of popcorn from my Liberal Democrat HQ, I thought in the meantime I'd start this one off.

Calling the bloke that did my patio 2 years ago, 'My builder'

I once tied a jumper round my shoulders. (It was a festival and I was a bit shaky, in my defence)

cafctom

Gone out and voted for them.

AFKABartram

Enough politics threads already