It's my fault, I jinxed it...

I wore my work shirt for the first half - England put in a good shift at the office. At half time I had a shower and changed into my 60s retro Charlton shirt - England were Charltonised. Sorry folks.
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I was (am) ill, so didn't go to the pub to watch and didn't have my "lucky" shirt on (the one that has been unlucky every year since 2003 until now...).3
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The first half I watched on the tele.
Rest of the match I had to watch on a laptop because the TV died at half time.5 -
At half time my kids wanted to share a family pack of Maltesers. I said no as we had stay as we were and Maltesers played no part in the first half and it'd be bad for us but I got overruled. Selfish fucks21
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It's all our faults, we all started talking about where we're going to watch the final, if we were going to go to work Monday, etc. etc. We got massively ahead of ourselves as a country and karma came and bitch slapped us all.3
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Paulie posted a bleeding Bank Holiday Monday petition!!randy andy said:It's all our faults, we all started talking about where we're going to watch the final, if we were going to go to work Monday, etc. etc. We got massively ahead of ourselves as a country and karma came and bitch slapped us all.
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I think it was when a thread on here was started (not naming names) about having a bank holiday on Monday8
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ITV. We are rubbish when shown on there.10
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Went to the same pub as the Columbia game, wore the same t-shirt, jeans and shoes. It was only when I went for a pee at half time I realized that I was not wearing the same grundies. I’m so sorry Gareth3
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It’s my fault for not wearing my Beckham 7 shirt for the entire game. It got soaked with booze after our goal.0
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I hate ITV and their twat commentators.DaveStorry said:ITV. We are rubbish when shown on there.
Nothing good on that channel ever they even ruin films with edits and commercial breaks.
Defiantly their fault for such a poor second half and the Croats goals.5 - Sponsored links:
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I thought paulie had started another thread3
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Because of am injury I had watched all the games indoors. But last night I forced myself to go to a pub instead. Silly of me.0
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Forget petitions for bank holidays. Has someone started a petition to make sure ITV never get another England football match?charltonkeston said:
I hate ITV and their twat commentators.DaveStorry said:ITV. We are rubbish when shown on there.
Nothing good on that channel ever they even ruin films with edits and commercial breaks.
Defiantly their fault for such a poor second half and the Croats goals.6 -
Yes - 'cause they never, ever do that in any other country do they...randy andy said:It's all our faults, we all started talking about where we're going to watch the final, if we were going to go to work Monday, etc. etc. We got massively ahead of ourselves as a country and karma came and bitch slapped us all.
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I love the sheer passion to refer to your children as "selfish fucks" hahahahaThreadKiller said:At half time my kids wanted to share a family pack of Maltesers. I said no as we had stay as we were and Maltesers played no part in the first half and it'd be bad for us but I got overruled. Selfish fucks
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It was Mrs ltgtr’s fault. She hates football with a passion and, when I met up with her on my way home from work to watch the game, out of the blue she says she thinks England are going to win. My heart sank at that moment. It’s bad enough when once in a blue moon ‘football fans’ jump on the bandwagon but when somebody who can’t stand the game starts giving you their predictions that we are going to win you instinctively know England’s run is about to come to an end.2
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I didn't bet on Croatia to qualify.0
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It is the first England game I have caught in it's entirety in the knockout stage, work has got in the way of the last two. But I blame ITV we always lose during one of their abysmal tv productions.0
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ITV and the cringey A-Z celebrity good luck messages.
Just. F*ck. Right. Off.
I couldn't give a flying f what Simon Cowell's message to the team is. Honestly, when was the last time he's ever watched a game of football in his life? Anna Friel, the bloke off the Voice who's in a band of some sort, Robbie 'Soccer Aid' Williams, Piers f'ing Morgan...the list went on and on.
I hold ITV and the celebrities wholey responsible.
Oh. And my wife. The she invaded the man cave last night at 1-1. Didn't know whether to make her stay or kick her out. Everything has to stay the same, dont touch the remote, dont touch the cushions, don't talk about anything other than football. She broke every rule in the first 2 mins and my OCD kicked in. Could have killed her quite honestly, gave me the right hump. Then she had the cheek to walk out. What was the point of her coming in for 10 minutes and then disappear again at full time when there was still extra time to come. Then they scored. FFS.11 -
Yep 1win out of 3 for itv and bbc will all 3
3rd place match is on itv so lump on the Belgians, I might do to cover my ticket losses...0 - Sponsored links:
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Anna Friel can do no wrong...ever!JohnBoyUK said:ITV and the cringey A-Z celebrity good luck messages.
Just. F*ck. Right. Off.
I couldn't give a flying f what Simon Cowell's message to the team is. Honestly, when was the last time he's ever watched a game of football in his life? Anna Friel, the bloke off the Voice who's in a band of some sort, Robbie 'Soccer Aid' Williams, Piers f'ing Morgan...the list went on and on.
I hold ITV and the celebrities wholey responsible.
Oh. And my wife. The she invaded the man cave last night at 1-1. Didn't know whether to make her stay or kick her out. Everything has to stay the same, dont touch the remote, dont touch the cushions, don't talk about anything other than football. She broke every rule in the first 2 mins and my OCD kicked in. Could have killed her quite honestly, gave me the right hump. Then she had the cheek to walk out. What was the point of her coming in for 10 minutes and then disappear again at full time when there was still extra time to come. Then they scored. FFS.2 -
I've never been to Wimbledon before, which is where I watched it due to other circumstances. Sorry everyone :-(0
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You forgot Clive "annoying" Tyddsley (so?, actually I don't care how you spell his name) and Glen "love train" Hoddle. I watch the game on silent with radio on or my wife tells me off for my constant moaning.JohnBoyUK said:ITV and the cringey A-Z celebrity good luck messages.
Just. F*ck. Right. Off.
I couldn't give a flying f what Simon Cowell's message to the team is. Honestly, when was the last time he's ever watched a game of football in his life? Anna Friel, the bloke off the Voice who's in a band of some sort, Robbie 'Soccer Aid' Williams, Piers f'ing Morgan...the list went on and on.
I hold ITV and the celebrities wholey responsible.
Oh. And my wife. The she invaded the man cave last night at 1-1. Didn't know whether to make her stay or kick her out. Everything has to stay the same, dont touch the remote, dont touch the cushions, don't talk about anything other than football. She broke every rule in the first 2 mins and my OCD kicked in. Could have killed her quite honestly, gave me the right hump. Then she had the cheek to walk out. What was the point of her coming in for 10 minutes and then disappear again at full time when there was still extra time to come. Then they scored. FFS.0 -
JohnBoyUK said:
ITV and the cringey A-Z celebrity good luck messages.
Just. F*ck. Right. Off.
I couldn't give a flying f what Simon Cowell's message to the team is. Honestly, when was the last time he's ever watched a game of football in his life? Anna Friel, the bloke off the Voice who's in a band of some sort, Robbie 'Soccer Aid' Williams, Piers f'ing Morgan...the list went on and on.
I hold ITV and the celebrities wholey responsible
That was fucking abysmal! Joanna Lumley was the worst with that fake “working class” c’mon laaads! WTF?2 -
Its my wife's fault
every other game she's sat in the garden or jibber jabbering with her mates right through it, but no, not bastard last night, she sits in the front room with me, just us, trying to ask me bastard questions about why are they uglier than the swedes and shit like that. Just go away, you don't even like football, stick those pins in your eyes like you keep telling everyone you'd rather do than watch football, FFS its 4 more years til the next bastard one now, you fucked it up for everyone!4 -
Is a man cave supposed to have cushions?JohnBoyUK said:ITV and the cringey A-Z celebrity good luck messages.
Just. F*ck. Right. Off.
I couldn't give a flying f what Simon Cowell's message to the team is. Honestly, when was the last time he's ever watched a game of football in his life? Anna Friel, the bloke off the Voice who's in a band of some sort, Robbie 'Soccer Aid' Williams, Piers f'ing Morgan...the list went on and on.
I hold ITV and the celebrities wholey responsible.
Oh. And my wife. The she invaded the man cave last night at 1-1. Didn't know whether to make her stay or kick her out. Everything has to stay the same, dont touch the remote, dont touch the cushions, don't talk about anything other than football. She broke every rule in the first 2 mins and my OCD kicked in. Could have killed her quite honestly, gave me the right hump. Then she had the cheek to walk out. What was the point of her coming in for 10 minutes and then disappear again at full time when there was still extra time to come. Then they scored. FFS.2 -
Thee is a bit of a wife problem here with us lot.
Why can’t they learn the etiquette of watching football with a man?0 -
You are all absolved. England not wearing red was the reason we lost.
When they decided to play in black, we should have gone red. We won the World Cup playing in red and this should be our colours.2 -
Always put the St Georges flag outside the window for every tournament in last 20+ years. Never worked so told my wife not to bother this time.
Unbeknown to me, she decided to put it out last night.
All her bloody fault.5