And what is you reason. The rest of the forum will decide if your reason is acceptable or not. I have officially delegate Off It as chairman of the decision committee :-)
A few pointers:
1. Childcare will be laughed out of court. Fulham is a safe area, tie the child to a tree
2. Long distance travelling will also struggle to be passed. You should of considered these scenarios when you moved.
So lets have it then with your best and worst excuses !
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I think I prefer Carling's excuse.
A pub is a fair excuse, but this particular one is a crime. The size of a mid-terrace front room, its clientele consists of the middle-aged that are two unattractive to drink in the Kings Arms. It is 12ft by 10ft big, yet has a disco.
JURY'S VERDICT - REJECTED
Missus is in Toronto next week.....
I'm trying to help a lesbian friend of mine conceive, and monday is the prime day in her menstrual bicycle apparently.
Errrmmm ok then i'll go up the Red Barn with Carling
The Barn is certainly a nicer pub than the Millers, and Charlton games down there normally attract a good crowd. However, Carling is fully aware that other members of the Red Barn Massif are making the pilgrimage so he would be in good company.
JURY'S VERDICT - REJECTED !
Behave.
I'll take my punishment like the total wimp I am....
Yeh. Bloody Judas. Ban him!!! Call yourself a "true fan" ;-)
Cant make the game on Monday but I am going to Ipswich v WBA on Sat. *ducks abuse*
Will act as our roving reporter and post about Walton on Monday.
1) Havnt Got £25
2) Even if I did, I will no longer pay more than £20 to see a Football Match, Unless we Get to the Cup Final! HA HA hA!
If you think that is lame, Tough S**t!
Curb It can be judge for Johnny Aah's pledge as a few of her friends are lesbians.
Ketman can decide on ns_eb_rj_s. Careful Ketman, it looks like he's up for a ruck !
Any more excuses guys ?
damn i might have to go then..
is it deffo pay on the door?
its lame because there is the turkey baster option.
come on i worked it out:
north stand, e block, row j, seat ?