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  • Stand at the back window and masturbate. Works a treat.
  • First thing I tried - had no effect!
  • First thing I tried - had no effect!

    Watch a bit of porno first.
  • Oh! I thought I must have been doing something wrong!
  • Same problem in bexleyheath, have bought pest spikes of amazon and seem to be working
  • Same problem in bexleyheath, have bought pest spikes of amazon and seem to be working

    You neighbour has stopped pissing everywhere? How do they work? Do you throw them at him?
  • My cocker used to play with them.
    The thing is, they were quite playful as well.
    Got a 7ft fence around my garden, but they still get in, somehow.
  • I used to have a proper gat Gun about 25 years ago and alarmingly I cant for the life of me remember wht the kin hell I done with it...……...
  • We had a problem with the noisy bastards, they jump fences easily, ignored the sprays and stuff. I love shooting but strictly at clays and targets not animals however I was tempted to break my own rule for these stinky chaotic bastards

    Until I started saving piss, I'd fill a gallon bottle used normally for screen wash and slash that where they would go whenever I filled it and they leave my garden alone now. The neighbours dogs also help
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  • edited June 2018
    just thrown 2 pints off world cup Belgian piss and locked dogs in the living room which defeats the main purpose of a dog.

    Amazon order tomorrow

    Slingshot with ball bearings, Carpet gripper, and high pitch battery operated thingamijibs.

    And if I even find that gat Gun then that an all.

    Fck em.
  • The piss is meant to be put where they enter the garden.
    So if they always enter over one fence it should be poured along the top of that fence.
    Obviously, if they enter over say a possible 3 fences, pour it over the top of the 3 fences.
  • The piss is meant to be put where they enter the garden.
    So if they always enter over one fence it should be poured along the top of that fence.
    Obviously, if they enter over say a possible 3 fences, pour it over the top of the 3 fences.

    You might get a few comments from your visitors about how your house stinks off piss though.
  • Lion shit does the trick.....maybe you can get some or buy it from a local zoo/wildlife park?
  • Even a full grown well fed healthy vixen in the prime of her life protecting cubs is no match for a jack russell. They'll bale at the first hint of a confrontation, so long as their escape route is unobscured. They only fight when cornered. Won't smell too good for you but your own dogs' shit will be a deterrent. Better yet have the dogs sleep in kennels in the garden, healthiest for all concerned.
    Don't assume the foxes always come over your fences or walls. They're supple and can get around and under the tiniest of gaps and holes.
    Big-cat shit absolutely works a treat.
  • Even a full grown well fed healthy vixen in the prime of her life protecting cubs is no match for a jack russell. They'll bale at the first hint of a confrontation, so long as their escape route is unobscured. They only fight when cornered. Won't smell too good for you but your own dogs' shit will be a deterrent. Better yet have the dogs sleep in kennels in the garden, healthiest for all concerned.
    Don't assume the foxes always come over your fences or walls. They're supple and can get around and under the tiniest of gaps and holes.
    Big-cat shit absolutely works a treat.

    Sounds like a plan.

    Just need Roland's email address.


    Oh, sorry ! Thought you said Big rat-shit !
  • edited June 2018
    live opposite a park and so we do get a lot, feel sorry for them as even when they are moved away as they have never had to hunt for food they don't survive in the countryside and are often put down.
    does seem to be a lot more of them around now and i don't know why that is, if it is anything to do with fox hunting being banned then ill take a bit of noise and barking from the dog to instead have a load of toffs charging about on horseback - cocks.
  • edited June 2018
    the steady growth in the urban fox population is directly linked to your neighbours dropping litter and food waste willy nilly
    the size of the population is inextricably linked to the availability of food
    they are adaptable intelligent omnivores and will consume whatever happens to be lying around
    their urban success is inversely proportionate to your neighbours' civic pride
    quite simply if the food ain't there, nor will the foxes be (or rats, feral cats, etc, etc)
  • Just let your dogs out! Foxes will not confront them, they will flee immediately and eventually their visits will reduce.
  • edited June 2018
    See CPL just release the hounds my Schnauzer enjoys the hunt now any indication from her there’s a fox anywhere near and out she goes I can’t wait to find one proper caught by her

    Be like traitors gate with the head hanging on me fence
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  • Chris bloody Packham (think that's his name) can have all the fuckers sh*tting in his garden, see how he likes it
  • i thought it was Lion poo rather than pee

    (shite from a millwall supporter doesnt count)
  • See CPL just release the hounds my Schnauzer enjoys the hunt now any indication from her there’s a fox anywhere near and out she goes I can’t wait to find one proper caught by her

    Be like traitors gate with the head hanging on me fence

    Agree - mine have disappeared completely since the dog was let out a couple of times and was a gnats cock away from taking a chunk out of one - from the neighbours outside lights coming on, you can tell they just detour our garden completely now.

    The local squirrel population seem to be a lot more cautious nowadays as well.

    Still piss in the garden though, but that's more a water saving device than anything else. Fairly good weed killer as well.
  • Dogs and Foxes are from different families. Basically all dogs are wolves - even the sweet teacup chihuaha is a wolf. Foxes are from a different strand - in effect a different species. You can mate a dog with a wolf and have puppies, but you can't mate a dog with a fox. Useless fact of the day.
  • Dogs and Foxes are from different families. Basically all dogs are wolves - even the sweet teacup chihuaha is a wolf. Foxes are from a different strand - in effect a different species. You can mate a dog with a wolf and have puppies, but you can't mate a dog with a fox. Useless fact of the day.

    Very difficult to tell the difference between a dog and fox after a few beers.
    Prefer a cougar myself.
  • just thrown 2 pints off world cup Belgian piss and locked dogs in the living room which defeats the main purpose of a dog.

    .

    A few cans of Fosters lager does the trick. The foxes don't like it.

    I mean who does?

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