Listen, lad. I built this training ground up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other directors said I was daft to build a training ground on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... never got built! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the swampiest building site in these islands.
Listen, lad. I built this training ground up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other directors said I was daft to build a training ground on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... never got built! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the swampiest building site in these islands.
(With apologies to Monty Python.)
You missed out the sons reply, KR “What the curtains, I don’t like the curtains”
Comments
RM - "Overrated"
RM - "After the take-over, but only if the Aussies have factored it into their list of IOUs"
RM - “F*ck off you baggy c*nt....Your mums a f**king sl*g”
KR - “true”.
Listen, lad. I built this training ground up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other directors said I was daft to build a training ground on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... never got built! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the swampiest building site in these islands.
(With apologies to Monty Python.)
RM - "What?"
KR - "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Zoot out the muppets?"
KR: Jesus, he's an animal. I think I'm going to be sick.
RM "That was me you Scouse twat!"