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  • I love haggis. We're having our haggis, tatties and neeps tomorrow night
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    As a staunch Unionist I want to have a wee dram to toast the lad himself on this special night. Due to the generosity of friends I have an interesting array of single malts to choose from. I’m leaning towards Laphroaig. Am I right?
  • Riviera said:

    As a staunch Unionist I want to have a wee dram to toast the lad himself on this special night. Due to the generosity of friends I have an interesting array of single malts to choose from. I’m leaning towards Laphroaig. Am I right?

    If you’re leaning to the right, you’d better get on the politics forum
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Riviera said:

    As a staunch Unionist I want to have a wee dram to toast the lad himself on this special night. Due to the generosity of friends I have an interesting array of single malts to choose from. I’m leaning towards Laphroaig. Am I right?

    Drink them in this order:

    Glenmorangie
    Macallan
    Caol Ila (my fave)
    Then the Laphroaig

    Otherwise, youll destroy your taste buds for the next one!
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    I only had one! Well 1 and a bit of the Laphroaig. Couldn’t do them all as I had park run this morning.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783
    Riviera said:

    I only had one! Well 1 and a bit of the Laphroaig. Couldn’t do them all as I had park run this morning.

    Had people over for Haggis, neeps and tatties last night and I bought a bottle of Laphroaig for the occasion.
    Haven’t had it for a few years and I’d almost forgotten how much I love it.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Riviera said:

    I only had one! Well 1 and a bit of the Laphroaig. Couldn’t do them all as I had park run this morning.

    No excuse
  • Chippycafc
    Chippycafc Posts: 14,148
    None of the above seem to appetising...Saw enough when I lived there of seeing scotch pies with mash or baked beans on. Nice with brown sauce on though.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    Happy Burns Night.

    Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
    Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
    Painch, tripe, or thairm:
    Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
    As lang's my arm.

    The groaning trencher there ye fill,
    Your hurdies like a distant hill,
    Your pin wad help to mend a mill
    In time o need,
    While thro your pores the dews distil
    Like amber bead.

    His knife see rustic Labour dight,
    An cut you up wi ready slight,
    Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
    Like onie ditch;
    And then, O what a glorious sight,
    Warm-reekin, rich!

    Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
    Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
    Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
    Are bent like drums;
    The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
    'Bethankit' hums.

    Is there that owre his French ragout,
    Or olio that wad staw a sow,
    Or fricassee wad mak her spew
    Wi perfect scunner,
    Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
    On sic a dinner?

    Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
    As feckless as a wither'd rash,
    His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
    His nieve a nit;
    Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
    O how unfit!

    But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
    The trembling earth resounds his tread,
    Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
    He'll make it whissle;
    An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
    Like taps o thrissle.

    Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
    And dish them out their bill o fare,
    Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
    That jaups in luggies:
    But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
    Gie her a Haggis

  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    edited January 2021
    Happy Burns Night @bobmunro and all addicks with Scottish connections. 

    Lang may yer lum reek

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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    That’s my dinner for tonight 


  • That’s my dinner for tonight 


    Are you a drug mule?
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,350
    Hoots mon
    There's a moose loose aboot this hoose

    May yer sporran ne'r wrinkle an yer kilt ne'r shrink

    Happy Burns' Nacht 

  • Senpai
    Senpai Posts: 901
    I’ve got haggis for dinner tonight.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    That’s my dinner for tonight 


    Yours is considerably bigger than mine
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    I went to the wee man Burn's cottage when I was a boy. No head space for anyone over 5ft 8in.
    I saw the Wembley cross bar in the main room, a charcoal drawing of Robert the Bruce and a tapestry of William Wallace in battle gear with the words " Victor at Stirling Bridge 1297 fuck off you Sassenachs".

    Beautiful sentiments for any Scots with blue running through their veins.

    Seeing the menu of haggis, neeps and tatties in the Kitchen was fine for a main course but didn't fancy the Mars bars in the fryer.

    I love performing poetry and Spoken word (only Zoom now) but despite not understanding Rabbie Burns, I loved the cadence of the language.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    Normally have family & friends round to celebrate but it’s haggis for one this year 😞 

    Hope all who are celebrating enjoy themselves 



  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    That looks like the kind of plate I’d expect AUN’s lot to serve up in the big house
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited January 2021
    se9addick said:
    Normally have family & friends round to celebrate but it’s haggis for one this year 😞 

    Hope all who are celebrating enjoy themselves 



    I assume you adressed it and then plunged a Sgian Dubh in ?😉
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    Boom said:
    That looks like the kind of plate I’d expect AUN’s lot to serve up in the big house
    Might have to take a visit in that case!
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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    I went to the wee man Burn's cottage when I was a boy. No head space for anyone over 5ft 8in.
    I saw the Wembley cross bar in the main room, a charcoal drawing of Robert the Bruce and a tapestry of William Wallace in battle gear with the words " Victor at Stirling Bridge 1297 fuck off you Sassenachs".

    Beautiful sentiments for any Scots with blue running through their veins.

    Seeing the menu of haggis, neeps and tatties in the Kitchen was fine for a main course but didn't fancy the Mars bars in the fryer.

    I love performing poetry and Spoken word (only Zoom now) but despite not understanding Rabbie Burns, I loved the cadence of the language.
    I did some work up there about 10 years ago when the museum had a refresh, the cottage was always a bit stinky
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,107
    Got invited to a combined Burns Night and Chinese New Year do once. They called it Chinese Burns Night. I wasn't going to go but they twisted my arm.
  • Ordered a traditional haggis from Sainsbury's for Mr T and a vegan one for me. They'd run out of vegan haggis so sent me black pudding slices instead. Bastards. Mr T well pleased.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Ordered a traditional haggis from Sainsbury's for Mr T and a vegan one for me. They'd run out of vegan haggis so sent me black pudding slices instead. Bastards. Mr T well pleased.
    I know it's a bit late now but both Simon Howie and MacSweens do very good vegan haggis 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    That’s my dinner for tonight 


    It'll look exactly the same when it comes out tomorrow.

    I love haggis but none of my family do so I always have it when I travel up to client sites in Glasgow & Edinburgh.

    Obviously not been up there for nearly a year now so am missing it.
  • Had delish haggis, tatties and neeps yesterday. Went to a Burns Night in Pakistan once, an unusual spin on it but was a fabulous event with Pakistan pipers and the full ceremony and speeches etc.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783
    I love haggis. Neeps and Tatties just rounds it off beautifully. 
    I don’t know why I find it so good because it’s just meat and offal. It really shouldn’t be so delicious, but it is.

    I had double helpings last night and had a massive plate of leftovers for lunch today. Wonderful.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I love haggis. Neeps and Tatties just rounds it off beautifully. 
    I don’t know why I find it so good because it’s just meat and offal. It really shouldn’t be so delicious, but it is.

    I had double helpings last night and had a massive plate of leftovers for lunch today. Wonderful.
    You should have it for breakfast in a heavily buttered roll with bacon, it’s amazing!
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    Haggis pizza
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    Happy Burns Night.

    Slainte mhath!