Can you imagine what a ludicrous understaffed shitfest a Roland Hotel would be. Dickhead
Boiler is packed in. Paltry chip servings. Advert is a couple dogging in the garden. The reception area is an NHS call centre on weekdays. Owner is always dancing in the bar with his niece in a pair of duct-tape shoes. Anyone who complains is called a racist.
Can you imagine what a ludicrous understaffed shitfest a Roland Hotel would be. Dickhead
Boiler is packed in. Paltry chip servings. Advert is a couple dogging in the garden. The reception area is an NHS call centre on weekdays. Owner is always dancing in the bar with his niece in a pair of duct-tape shoes. Anyone who complains is called a racist.
Got to pick you up on that, the boiler isn’t packed in, I believe an estate agent would say “includes space for a boiler”
Spotty 14-yr old googles up the menus from YouTube without even trying them out first. Current specials include "Star Wars stew" which was from an 80's edition of Blue Peter, but Daisy uses cheaper ingredients found growing in some of Roland's other quality real estate investments...
opening next May just in time for us all to book rooms after our Play Off Final Victory, 4-4 then gruelling a penalty shootout victory. Rather then head into London to celebrate we can all book into the hotel and have a good dance on the front lawn. Vinegar Pissers the lot of you
I am going to put very poor trip advisor reviews on his hotel every day
"My family and I stayed at the farm for a week in July. On arrival, there was no-one to greet us. We were informed by another customer that Daisy the receptionist did not arrive for work until 11.
At 11:20, a lady with a long nose arrived, introduced herself and showed us to our room, However that was only after she asked a roguish looking gent loitering around on the ground floor where room 232 was and he said it was on the 3rd floor. It wasn't.
Got to our room at twenty past one.
Decided to relax in the room for a bit. After 10 minutes, the ambience was broken by what can only be described as a raucous gang outside chanting "We want Roland out" for an unbroken two hours.
To get away from the noise, we visited the gift shop in the foyer and discovered that everything was made out of duct tape.
At this point we demanded to see the owner. We were told that since the farm had been renovated, he had only attended on two occasions and the chances of him giving two shits about our concerns were zero."
I read their food hygiene score was recently relegated from 4/5 to 3/5. When I questioned this the owner blamed it on the customers. The fact that he hired a chef and a cleaner with no experience had nothing to do with it.
I hear that someone went for afternoon tea but it took ages for the sandwiches to turn up because the manager kept rearranging them, he then blamed everyone else for the delay
The hotel manager said to me that they had no concern for the history of the farn and there was no intention for customers to have a good stay (apparently there was another restaurant down the road if we didn’t like the food). The owner’s plan is just to train staff and then pocket a finders fee when they move on to more successful hotels that concentrate on good service and have ambition to grow.
Sort of just makes me angry how fucking awfully they have run our club. The truth is, they probably won't treat the farm anywhere near as disresctfully and terribly as they have with our club.
Why? Roland is a multi millionaire entrepreneur. He is NOT stupid.
We have never had an honest answer to that question.
I just think behind all the dancing, he's an extremely bitter manipulating old c*nt that has to damage something in order to feel better about himself.
Having more money does not automatically make you better then anyone.
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Been playing farm simulator on the ps4. obvious choice.
Paltry chip servings.
Advert is a couple dogging in the garden.
The reception area is an NHS call centre on weekdays.
Owner is always dancing in the bar with his niece in a pair of duct-tape shoes.
Anyone who complains is called a racist.
Wonder if he will allow any visitors from South East London
He will never go
Well this is how it looked three weeks ago so I very much doubt it.
At 11:20, a lady with a long nose arrived, introduced herself and showed us to our room, However that was only after she asked a roguish looking gent loitering around on the ground floor where room 232 was and he said it was on the 3rd floor. It wasn't.
Got to our room at twenty past one.
Decided to relax in the room for a bit. After 10 minutes, the ambience was broken by what can only be described as a raucous gang outside chanting "We want Roland out" for an unbroken two hours.
To get away from the noise, we visited the gift shop in the foyer and discovered that everything was made out of duct tape.
At this point we demanded to see the owner. We were told that since the farm had been renovated, he had only attended on two occasions and the chances of him giving two shits about our concerns were zero."
Part 2 to follow...
"Once we had checked in, Karel then returned to carry our suitcases to our room."
Why? Roland is a multi millionaire entrepreneur. He is NOT stupid.
We have never had an honest answer to that question.
I just think behind all the dancing, he's an extremely bitter manipulating old c*nt that has to damage something in order to feel better about himself.
Having more money does not automatically make you better then anyone.