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Charlton Life (Rubbish) Poem

ScoSco
edited May 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Okay, I was bored!

"It's my baby" said LookOut of Charlton Life,
"I run it too" said Bartram of his second wife.
"Dood" said MCS lost in Belvedere,
"Howdy" said Chicago no longer over here.
"Headlock" said Curb_It grabbing her bloke,
"Okay I'll pay" said Tavern just before he choked.
"I know all" said Henry of boardroom goings on,
"Tell me this then" said DaveyDave egging him on.
"Have it" said Ketman the wannabe DJ,
"I am" said WSS with ten women a day.
"My nose hurts" said Stu of his bad walk home,
"So does mine" said Dan - a few lines and he's in the zone.
"Pick me up" said Leftbehind stuck in Blackburn,
"Not my type mate" said Bourne with a wink and a turn.
"Kish rules" said LenGlover of his favourite player,
"The Oak at 11" said Sooz of another all dayer.
"Got tickets for a gig" said Salad always out,
"Mine's a pint" said Carter the lager lout.
"No pole dancing" said Maria to Ketman's goad,
"Cyclists are angels" said Rothko ignoring the highway code.
"Where's my name?" said Off_it of this ode,
"The poem's too long" said Sco and he should know.

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    ha ha ha.

    you must have been bored!

    Brilliant.
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    Good stuff Sco!!
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    lol!
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    great stuff Sco.

    And don't worry, i'll take Lookout for half of everything !
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    dood, you are a lyrical genius! thats fantastic lol
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    it's just as good read backwards!
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    Quality Sco Quality..!
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    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Quality Sco Quality..!

    the geezer is in the wrong job aint he?
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    thats actually quite clever mate..
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    lol
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    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]the geezer is in the wrong job aint he?

    I assmue you are refering to my photoshop skills, gissajob! lol
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    Quality, very good.
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    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]the geezer is in the wrong job aint he?

    I assmue you are refering to my photoshop skills, gissajob! lol

    not quite dood lol
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