TV show tonight - Lifers Behind Bars

A-R-T-H-U-R

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/lifers-behind-bars/episode-guide/

I'm guessing they mean prison as opposed to public bars.

I didn't realise enough of us had served time to warrant a C4 programme to ourselves.

So which lifers are/were/should be behind bars for what crime?

T_C_E

Me, Fashion!

AddickUpNorth

I get out of prison most days. Stupidly I choose to return most days too.

ElfsborgAddick

I'd put CLB74 in the slammer if I could.

Solitary confinement he'd like.

Brendan_O_Connell

AddickUpNorth said:

I get out of prison most days. Stupidly I choose to return most days too.

And a cracking job you and your colleagues do as well.

Hope you're rewarded properly soon by the Government.

Addickted

Prague Addick for tax evasion

AddickUpNorth

Brendan_O_Connell said:

AddickUpNorth said:

I get out of prison most days. Stupidly I choose to return most days too.

And a cracking job you and your colleagues do as well.

Hope you're rewarded properly soon by the Government.

I’m not holding my breath mate but thanks your kind words are appreciated. We’re usually just forgotten by the general public or still seen as thugs and divs too dumb to make it as coppers.

RedChaser

KM whatever her username is, for impersonating a CEO.

Addickted

Goonerhater for arson

nth_london_addick

This was filmed when me and goonerhater thought we were goners

I hope we come across well

Addickted

BDL for unlicensed broadcasting

Henry Irving

AFKA for Promote theft

RedChaser

@Henry Irving for insider share dealing

ValleyGary

Paulie for crimes against hair

ElfsborgAddick

Otto for his ridiculous amount of lol's.

sillav nitram

Doucher for Purgery

SoundAsa£

Addickted for high treason for displaying the Union Jack flag flying back to front on his avatar.

dizzee

Sir Chrissy Powell for the daylight robbery on Leicester when he took Yann.

T_C_E

AddickUpNorth said:

I get out of prison most days. Stupidly I choose to return most days too.

But just remember, you're in here for ten years. Stokes: Yeah. Yeah that's right Mr Pendle. But you're in for life, intcha? (full quote). Mcvicar 1980?

Addickted

No doubt your wife Fletcher has told your family and friends that you're on a five year safari?

No she tells them I'm doing missionary work in Scotland.

blackpool72

Priceless