Most puzzling user names on CL?

Acab

All Coppers Are B@&:@&?ds
Oh and I drive a cab.

All together now ‘over the wall we go’

Addickted

My name is Ted and I'm a dick.

Fanny Fanackapan

Baldybonce said:

Fanny Fanackapan said:

I honestly can't think of anything to say about my name.....

Any suggestions, guys ?

oh don't be so wet fanny, a woman with nothing to say??

Errr, you might like to think about your lack of punctuation here, BB....

Briston_Addick

Apparently I live in Bristol (or is it Brixton?) and my username is a typo due to fat fingers.

Greenie

I'm Greenie Juniors mum.

Baldybonce

Fanny Fanackapan said:

Baldybonce said:

Fanny Fanackapan said:

I honestly can't think of anything to say about my name.....

Any suggestions, guys ?

oh don't be so wet fanny, a woman with nothing to say??

Errr, you might like to think about your lack of punctuation here, BB....

I'm trying not to think to, hard.

1StevieG

I was StevieG before Stevie G was Stevie G.

soapy_jones

I am Welsh but was drummed out of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for using soap.

Dave2l

Dave2l

Daves my name. The 2 and the L are a random combination in order to make the username passable due to "Dave" not really being good enough.

carly burn

Dave2l said:

Dave2l

Daves my name. The 2 and the L are a random combination in order to make the username passable due to "Dave" not really being good enough.

But it's not an 'L' it's an 'l'.
And moreover it looks like a '1'

You could be in the lead here Dave.

SoundAsa£

carly burn said:

Dave2l said:

Dave2l

Daves my name. The 2 and the L are a random combination in order to make the username passable due to "Dave" not really being good enough.

But it's not an 'L' it's an 'l'.
And moreover it looks like a '1'

You could be in the lead here Dave.

For the most boring?
Sorry Dave.

creepyaddick

creepyaddick said:

Because I am!

All that for one day only!

ForeverAddickted

Dave2l said:

Dave2l

Daves my name. The 2 and the L are a random combination in order to make the username passable due to "Dave" not really being good enough.

I always thought it was Dave21 rather than a letter at the end... Shows I dont pay attention

cafcwill

cafcwill

my name is Derek and i'm a very Lost Crewe Alexandra Fan

Penfolds Perm

Mine goes Right Back in time.

SE10Addick

I could have had numerous user names here.
SE10Addick
SE1Addick
SE14Addick
SE13Addick
DA5Addick

and now BR7Addick

SoundAsa£

How about..... SEXAddick.

stackitsteve

Using roman numerals.
I think @SoundAsa£ has cracked your username @SE10Addick

Friend Or Defoe

I am as witty as fuck.

Essex_Al

Born Created in Eltham, married an Essex girl who wouldn't move to Kent!

Alwaysneil

I was a bit naive when I joined the forum.

My sillav Nitram name would have been ok but could have linked me unintentionally with elfsborg

elf or lien

Croydon

The Nigel's success has forced my exile to North London, and now my username makes no sense...

ricky_otto

Essex_Al said:

Born Created in Eltham!

I was just about to have lunch, you’ve put me right off it now.

Chippycafc

I am in charge of a guy from Wolverhampton who is basically our handyman. He is good at woodwork. He hates everybody that doesn't come from Wolverhampton. Last bit is obvious. Knew he would be unhappy if I used his nick name if he found out, hence why I used it.

Hoof_hearted

Hoof_hearted, because it sounds like “Who Farted” when you say it out loud.

In my fifties on the outside, but still 13 on the inside.

iainment

Hoof_hearted said:

Hoof_hearted, because it sounds like “Who Farted” when you say it out loud.

In my fifties on the outside, but still 13 on the inside.

Your first like. My pleasure.

SoundAsa£

Hoof_hearted said:

Hoof_hearted, because it sounds like “Who Farted” when you say it out loud.

In my fifties on the outside, but still 13 on the inside.

There was of course a registered race horse with this name several years back.
It caused a bit of a stir at the time as the application got through without the authorities noticing it.

blackpool72

SoundAsa£ said:

Hoof_hearted said:

Hoof_hearted, because it sounds like “Who Farted” when you say it out loud.

In my fifties on the outside, but still 13 on the inside.

There was of course a registered race horse with this name several years back.
It caused a bit of a stir at the time as the application got through without the authorities noticing it.

Best horse name
Mike hunt

addickfanatic

Acab said:

All Coppers Are B@&:@&?ds
Oh and I drive a cab.

All together now ‘over the wall we go’

I take offense to that my Dad was a copper and I knew both my grandparents, least Dad said they were our grandparents!??

kings hill addick

ME14addick said:

Callumcafc said:

Haha I bet posters with location-based names that have since moved feel like right numpties!

I did move out of ME14 for 3 years but have recently moved back, so my user name is correct again.

I moved away from Kings Hill in 2014 after living there on and off for over ten years.

I think you can change your name on Charlton Life but Moat Park Addick sounds more pretentious than Kings Hill and both Maidstone and Bearsted Addick are, I think, taken.

Besides those that, automatically, disagree with anything I say might not realise that it's me and, mistakenly, agree with something I say and then where would we be?