If this was left on your car.
This is public street parking near my work.
Would you:
A - Find an alternative parking spot although could be a much further walk away
B - Ignore it and park there
C - Take the bus and add about 6 hours onto your day
D - Any alternative suggestion
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I had something similar when I used to park down the same road in Gravesend for work and got a letter on my car one day asking me to go somewhere else for 24-hrs because there happened to be a funeral going on the next day... Was happy to do because of the circumstances yet without yellow lines / permit signs etc. this company cant really tell you to push off surely?
I'd got with Option.B as your allowed to ignore it but Option.A if you want to be considerate
And if you want to be awkward; park there and put a sign on your car saying: "Please dont litter my vehicle"
You have been warned.
Strange as well for the "event" to be starting @ 6am...
The Sophos Next-Generation Now Tour will be touching down at ADM Computing on 19th September and we hope that you’ll join us for what promises to be an insightful and fun day.
I'd be inclined to get any friends or family to park down there tomorrow for the day. Touching down at ADM indeed
I'd drop them a line and ask them to confirm if this will be enforced or is just a request.
Free lunch and free Sophos swag: whatever the hell free swag is!!
Not a charity event, so I'd park in your usual spot. Get there nice and early and put up a sign saying "Patrons of ADM Computing are strictly forbidden from using these parking spaces. Illegally parked cars will be towed away and their owners knee-capped."
Turn up at the event completely hammered at about 4pm and pretend you're the Head of Marketing for ADM Computing. Proceed to make an absolute arse of yourself, telling ill-advised mother-in-law jokes to all of the clients in attendance. Ask loudly if any of them want to see your private parts.
Dress as a parking warden to get back at Linda. Wear a road cone on your head for added effect. Place fake parking tickets on all of the client's cars. Fit clamps to each vehicle whilst singing the Cars hit 'Drive' at the top of your voice. Focus on the line 'Who's gonna drive you home....tonight.'
Return to the event reciting Shakespeare at the top of your voice in the style of Brian Blessed.
When you're being man handled away by security, proclaim loudly your love for Linda and that you'll be waiting for her on the outside.
"Here for the ADM event".
The large 'No Parking' clip art is a bit too demanding.
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