Finally - every British swear word categorised and ranked

Friend Or Defoe

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

..and not forgetting sexual references....

Surely nonce should be in the strongest section?

Stig

Sorry, but I can't take a swear list seriously that contains 'beef curtains' but omits 'pork sword'.

Carter

sam3110 said:

Rossman92 said:

Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

Tuna canoe
Badly packed kebab
Sideways smile

Gateway to her guts
Meat sleeve
Furry axe wound

Uboat

Stig said:

Sorry, but I can't take a swear list seriously that contains 'beef curtains' but omits 'pork sword'.

And where is spam javelin?

McBobbin

Carter said:

sam3110 said:

Rossman92 said:

Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

Tuna canoe
Badly packed kebab
Sideways smile

Gateway to her guts
Meat sleeve
Furry axe wound

Vertical bacon sandwich

Rossman92

Carter said:

sam3110 said:

Rossman92 said:

Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

Tuna canoe
Badly packed kebab
Sideways smile

Gateway to her guts
Meat sleeve
Furry axe wound

ya know upon really thinking about it, beef curtains makes the most sense

cafcfan

Rossman92 said:

Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".

McBobbin

cafcfan said:

Rossman92 said:

Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".

Mills and Boon have started to repeat themselves

cafcfan

McBobbin said:

cafcfan said:

Rossman92 said:

Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".

Mills and Boon have started to repeat themselves

It's a little known fact that Balloon Minds, which describes the cognitive powers of M and B readers, is an anagram of Mills and Boon.

SuedeAdidas

cafc-west said:

Sorry - but what's a Punani?

It's a posh southern colloquialism for a less than perfect grand mama.

lolwray

whatever made me think that this thread might degenerate a bit ?

Addicted

If you mix a medium and a very strong, like "shitcunt", does it level out at 'strong'?

SoundAsa£

cfgs said:

How is SHIT less offensive than beaver?

What about beaver shit?

SomervilleAddick

DaveMehmet said:

Nothing will beat the Roger Mellie Profanasorus

I still have my copy of the original. One of the most under appreciated literary works. It's where I first met the term "chocolate starfish"

NapaAddick

Fuck is barely even a cuss word in the US, it is so common. Cunt, is probably more severe here than even in England, because here it is only used against women.

DaveMehmet

NapaAddick said:

Fuck is barely even a cuss word in the US, it is so common. Cunt, is probably more severe here than even in England, because here it is only used against women.

Plus you've got one as a president.

ValleyGary

Carter said:

sam3110 said:

Rossman92 said:

Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

Tuna canoe
Badly packed kebab
Sideways smile

Gateway to her guts
Meat sleeve
Furry axe wound

Yawning Walrus

leftbehind

Bloodclat is not very British

cafcdave123

where is Puntang?

Baldybonce

cafcdave123 said:

where is Puntang?

Cambridge.

MuttleyCAFC

Any search on Google will show quite a number of people with the first name Richard and second name Edward - they are all real Dick Eds!

cafcdave123

MuttleyCAFC said:

Any search on Google will show quite a number of people with the first name Richard and second name Edward - they are all real Dick Eds!

i actually know a Richard Edward

Cardinal Sin

sam3110 said:

Rossman92 said:

Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

Tuna canoe
Badly packed kebab
Sideways smile

Love tuna canoe!