Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at a funeral.

Macronate

I thought it was inappropriate of you to start singing Jerusalem when the vicar entered.

DaveMehmet

6 strong men to carry her from the car then put it in the hole.

Arsenetatters

He had a good innings

Huskaris

After that, I think we should all say a prayer.

DaveMehmet

I need a fag after that

eaststandmike

I put a couple of quid in the box on the way out.

Valley11

Thanks for coming

thai malaysia addick

He could always stand up for himself

Indianaaddick

He said "Are you ok?'
She said 'Why?'
He said 'Because you moved'.

Indianaaddick

He told us he was sick we never believed him.

Dizzle

Thank you to everyone who came

A-R-T-H-U-R

"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?!"

Baldybonce

Can you please put on my gravestone..

Underneath this sod
Lies another one

A-R-T-H-U-R

I'm sorry, were you close?

A-R-T-H-U-R

I bet your dad's watching us with a big smile on his face

Jack_Charlton

Everyone's more then welcome to join us at the rose and crown after the service

3blokes

I'm not asleep, I'm just resting...

Ross

Pass the tissues

Covered_End_Lad

His time came too soon

MrOneLung

You've put it in the wrong hole.

Saga Lout

I wasn't expecting to see her face.

Gravesend_Addick

I need some tissues

Atletico Addick

Sorry, excuse me - just got a call, best get this..

ricky_otto

I never really liked your Dad anyway.

ricky_otto

That was a nice touch by the Catholic Priest.

TelMc32

Have a funeral to go to on Tuesday...not sure I can un-read some of these comments in time!!

Brendan_O_Connell

He's a big lad, I bet it's tight in that box.