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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • seth plum said:

    Canters had lost his pot noodles
    Turns out they'd been eaten by poodles
    He had a plan B
    As now you can see
    A big stash of nice apple strudels.

    Is losing your pot noodles anything like losing your marbles?
  • This thread really has run its course hasn’t it?
  • This is a real low point

    For me it’s Nirvana.
  • seth plum said:

    Canters had lost his pot noodles
    Turns out they'd been eaten by poodles
    He had a plan B
    As now you can see
    A big stash of nice apple strudels.

    Genius
  • Fuck this thread.
  • Addickted said:

    There was an old fart from St Truiden
    Found out that his car had been pooed on
    "Damned vinegar pissers
    Poor Katrien, I miss her
    And the tape on my shoes has been glued on".

    The winner by a Belgian country kilometre !
  • Trying desperately to find things that rhyme with pot noodles.

    Charlton to be bought by Pot Noodle
    They could find nothing on Katrien on Google
    Not even reference to her PowerPoint doodles
    Or the fact she was one of RD’s poodles.
    RD was asking for oodles
    Pot Noodle wanted vol au Von apple struddles
  • Charlton were up for the game
    Shrews were not in the frame
    Bowyer said ‘fine’
    That was sublime
    Now let’s see more of the same
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  • Poetry.
    Stupid idea.

    Do limericks even count as poetry?
  • In a literary world
    With literary people
    What price is doggerel
    And limericks
    To build a common humanity?
  • edited May 2018
    Does haiku even count as poetry given its structured format?

    Edited to remove a grocer’s apostrophe before I get hammered for just that
  • In a world of pain
    A little spark of true light
    Passionate belief
  • Just think that some of you have missed tonights breaking news because of all your inane posts.

    Remember. WIOTOS.
  • Addickted said:

    There was an old fart from St Truiden
    Found out that his car had been pooed on
    "Damned vinegar pissers
    Poor Katrien, I miss her
    And the tape on my shoes has been glued on".

    Now, that really was a terrible song,
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
  • Trying desperately to find things that rhyme with pot noodles.

    Charlton to be bought by Pot Noodle
    They could find nothing on Katrien on Google
    Not even reference to her PowerPoint doodles
    Or the fact she was one of RD’s poodles.
    RD was asking for oodles
    Pot Noodle wanted vol au Von apple struddles
    Rubbish ... ;)
  • I would have written a suitable poem for this thread but I got my iambic pentameter caught in a mangle last night.
  • I would have written a suitable poem for this thread but I got my iambic pentameter caught in a mangle last night.

    ...but she will be alright. Derek & Clive circ 1976 (but I thought it was her right tit caught in the mangle)?
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  • Solidgone said:

    I would have written a suitable poem for this thread but I got my iambic pentameter caught in a mangle last night.

    ...but she will be alright. Derek & Clive circ 1976 (but I thought it was her right tit caught in the mangle)?
    Dear little Flo,
  • HarryLime said:

    Just think that some of you have missed tonights breaking news because of all your inane posts.

    Remember. WIOTOS.

    Rubbish poem, doesn't even rhyme.
    Thats right Harry Lime
  • Oh shit dawg!
  • Which Muir is it?
  • Cafc43v3r said:

    Which Muir is it?

    Australian
  • Is he minted? I forget who they all are now
  • This need to get around the ground tonight and quick! Can only add to the good vibes and gee the crowd up even more!
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Roland Out Forever!