I can't deny that Taxi_lad's encounter has buoyed me with a little hope amidst the doom and gloom. But wasn't it rumoured to have been Harris that fed Jim White the basis of his ejaculatory 48-72 hours
:As an interesting aside, did you know that Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson ejaculated a total of 23 times?
And in case you thought it is just football where Roland DOES do failure...
,,, One of his pet political hobby-horses is the benefit of having a universal basic wage (ie everyone has a guaranteed basic income which they get whether or not they are working, job-seeking, or whatever)
Finland has just completed a 2 year experiment of the scheme, which was supposed to encourage the jobless to take up less well paid or insecure jobs in the gig economy because they had the basic wage as a back-up.
Assuming this all goes pear-shaped again and the knives come out for someone to blame in the usual toxic and irrational manner, this is the latest list of scapegoat contenders :
1. @Taxi_Lad for reporting confidential chat from back of a cab with a famous ventriloquist which causes Roland to cancel the potential Ozzy deal in a huff. 2. Anyone with the name Harris- in particular, Anita Harris, Ron 'Chopper' Harris, Rolf Harris and Harris Carpets. 3. Cuddles the Monkey for being the nemesis of Orville the Duck and closely associated with #2. 4. @Henry Irving and his acolytes for their infuriating over-use of the WIOTOS joke . 5. Micheal Buble for refusing to get in the back of a cab with @Fanny Fanackapan
I can't deny that Taxi_lad's encounter has buoyed me with a little hope amidst the doom and gloom. But wasn't it rumoured to have been Harris that fed Jim White the basis of his ejaculatory 48-72 hours
:As an interesting aside, did you know that Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson ejaculated a total of 23 times?
Victoria not impressed with the boys juvenile tittering
I read a few Sherlock books before I saw that sketch.
I must admit to being surprised at the use of that word and even more surprised at how childish I am, as I tittered uncontrollably through the next few paragraphs.
WoW! Come on chaps, where are the photos of the Directors box? Taxi drivers reports? I was speaking too X after the match? someone who is in the know walking out of the ground, ex Director etc etc. Come on chaps, we need a dream to get us through till next Saturday.
Maybe be balls but my brother said he met some academy players in zens Friday night and they said that it was basically dine hence Phillips getting signed - however they said they were told that before when it was rumoured to be close. Also could also be drunken boasting/exaggeration.
Maybe be balls but my brother said he met some academy players in zens Friday night and they said that it was basically dine hence Phillips getting signed - however they said they were told that before when it was rumoured to be close. Also could also be drunken boasting/exaggeration.
No clue to the validity of the story but hey ho
So you’re saying it’s definitely happening, probably within the next two weeks, but there might be some hurdles to overcome?
Maybe be balls but my brother said he met some academy players in zens Friday night and they said that it was basically dine hence Phillips getting signed - however they said they were told that before when it was rumoured to be close. Also could also be drunken boasting/exaggeration.
No clue to the validity of the story but hey ho
Sounds like a Porky Gammon because Lyle Taylor said on Thursday he'd heard sweet FA. That's also why he wasn't confident on that Sunderland home match when it was happening, or not happening as it turned out.
Maybe be balls but my brother said he met some academy players in zens Friday night and they said that it was basically dine hence Phillips getting signed - however they said they were told that before when it was rumoured to be close. Also could also be drunken boasting/exaggeration.
No clue to the validity of the story but hey ho
Sounds like a Porky Gammon because Lyle Taylor said on Thursday he'd heard sweet FA. That's also why he wasn't confident on that Sunderland home match when it was happening, or not happening as it turned out.
Not claiming it's true and couldn't give a monkeys if I'm wrong - just putting what I've been told out there. Absolutely shady info that isn't first hand but that's what rumours are about?
Maybe be balls but my brother said he met some academy players in zens Friday night and they said that it was basically dine hence Phillips getting signed - however they said they were told that before when it was rumoured to be close. Also could also be drunken boasting/exaggeration.
No clue to the validity of the story but hey ho
Zens...🤔,gee has it been that long since this takeover was meant to have happened...😥
Please no Brothers, or other family members, no friends who have degrees in bullshit, It must be you, and only you.
If it's the broker of the sale of cafc better still, but Taxi lad has the patent on that so sitting in a restaurant, not Macdonald's But the Ivy in London is cool and over hearing a lawyer state that he has the forms with the signature of Duchatelet and some Exotic Arab guy, you know the feller who won the Derby two years back as owner.
Please rumour mongers think outside the box,
Be the person who see's our club Secretary with a boomerang and his wife Sue with a Didgeridoo and maybe in tears as they will miss the Duchatelet dark period in our History. Taxi lad has set the bar high, let's not lower so far that a dancer of limbo can't get under.
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And in case you thought it is just football where Roland DOES do failure...
,,, One of his pet political hobby-horses is the benefit of having a universal basic wage (ie everyone has a guaranteed basic income which they get whether or not they are working, job-seeking, or whatever)
Finland has just completed a 2 year experiment of the scheme, which was supposed to encourage the jobless to take up less well paid or insecure jobs in the gig economy because they had the basic wage as a back-up.
And guess what folks...
… unemployment levels appear to not have been affected. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47169549
At least it did make the recipients happier ( which is more than Roland has achieved for football fans!)
1. @Taxi_Lad for reporting confidential chat from back of a cab with a famous ventriloquist which causes Roland to cancel the potential Ozzy deal in a huff.
2. Anyone with the name Harris- in particular, Anita Harris, Ron 'Chopper' Harris, Rolf Harris and Harris Carpets.
3. Cuddles the Monkey for being the nemesis of Orville the Duck and closely associated with #2.
4. @Henry Irving and his acolytes for their infuriating over-use of the WIOTOS joke .
5. Micheal Buble for refusing to get in the back of a cab with @Fanny Fanackapan
I must admit to being surprised at the use of that word and even more surprised at how childish I am, as I tittered uncontrollably through the next few paragraphs.
Or some hats with corks on them !
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The Yawn yesterday was because CAFC takeover rumours are tiresome , you can't sell something for more than it's worth.
For health and safety reasons.
WoW! Come on chaps, where are the photos of the Directors box? Taxi drivers reports? I was speaking too X after the match? someone who is in the know walking out of the ground, ex Director etc etc. Come on chaps, we need a dream to get us through till next Saturday.
No clue to the validity of the story but hey ho
Please no Brothers, or other family members, no friends who have degrees in bullshit,
It must be you, and only you.
If it's the broker of the sale of cafc better still, but Taxi lad has the patent on that so sitting in a restaurant, not Macdonald's But the Ivy in London is cool and over hearing a lawyer state that he has the forms with the signature of Duchatelet and some Exotic Arab guy, you know the feller who won the Derby two years back as owner.
Please rumour mongers think outside the box,
Be the person who see's our club Secretary with a boomerang and his wife Sue with a Didgeridoo and maybe in tears as they will miss the Duchatelet dark period in our History.
Taxi lad has set the bar high, let's not lower so far that a dancer of limbo can't get under.