I nearly threw up once when I, in all innocence, bit into what I thought was a chocolate biscuit. It wasn't. It was a bicuit-shaped cake called (hats off to them for their honesty) a 'Jaffa Cake'.
I was only 10 years old at the time. I've never fully recovered, and to this day shudder at the sight of them.
Yeah, that's like having Israel in the UEFA Euros.
We all know it's an indisputable fact that exotic sounding players are better than those with a standard British name. So surely Garibaldi at 50-1 is worth a shout? Normally I would go with Tunnock's Caramel Wafers but I guess they didn't qualify this time round - as you'd expect from a Scottish outfit.
Choc Digestives will be very hard to beat and Choc Hobnobs will be worthy adversaries .. @cafcfan I also have a thing about boring old Garibaldi, but no chance for the Italian outsider
Yeah, that's like having Israel in the UEFA Euros.
We all know it's an indisputable fact that exotic sounding players are better than those with a standard British name. So surely Garibaldi at 50-1 is worth a shout? Normally I would go with Tunnock's Caramel Wafers but I guess they didn't qualify this time round - as you'd expect from a Scottish outfit.
Used to like Chocolate Garibaldis (half dipped in chocolate), love Tunnocks, but my favorite biscuit was one I havent seen for years. It was about the size of a supermarket own brand digestive, round, golden, crisp, a bit honeycomb looking, but they used to go delightfully soggy when dinked without falling apart, no idea what they were called tho!. Also not forgetting the Swiskit as in " I'll risk it for a Swiskit" ad.
Bourbon, even though I'm no royalist, chocolate digestive and chocolate hobnob, both preferably with dark chocolate,and shortbread are the only biscuits worth bothering with. All are excellent on their own but improve immeasurably when dunked in a cup of tea.
I have always thought of Rich Tea as a good utility biscuit and probably the safest dunker on the market. However, I recently purchased a pack that was laced with hairline fractures, worse still they were not visible to the naked eye. The first warning came with a soggy mess at the bottom of the cup, it was like playing russian roulette.
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Bourbons should win
It wasn't.
It was a bicuit-shaped cake called (hats off to them for their honesty) a 'Jaffa Cake'.
I was only 10 years old at the time. I've never fully recovered, and to this day shudder at the sight of them.
We all know it's an indisputable fact that exotic sounding players are better than those with a standard British name.
So surely Garibaldi at 50-1 is worth a shout?
Normally I would go with Tunnock's Caramel Wafers but I guess they didn't qualify this time round - as you'd expect from a Scottish outfit.
However, the wife has informed me that Nice will win.
Not confirmed Jaffa Cakes are in yet, but if they are, the whole thing is a sham.
Lemon Puffs have by far the greatest cream
the world has ever seen....
WHERE ARE THE FUNNY FACES AND JAM CREAMS?!?!
Rich Tea will not feature in the winners list.