I remember at school coming up with a pretty weird song about poo...
Pooey pooey pooey I got poo in my tummy and I feel like pooing on you. Love is like a poo so brown and sweet, yes I feel like pooing on you.
incidentally I've never shat on anyone. or would want to. though at the time I did find the song quite funny.
When my daughter was a bit younger and still needed help going to the loo, she did a massive dump (one I would have been proud of). My wife said "Goodness me, it's like poo city down there"
She was with her again a couple of days later and when she finished my daughter said "mummy, it's just a chair today"
My wife was naturally confused and when she asked her what she meant my daughter replied "well it's not as big as the last one which was a settee, so it's a chair"
I've never understood the phrases 'taking a shit', and 'taking a dump'.
You don't TAKE anything, if anything you give.
You are missing something, like the pleasure as in " taking" a relaxing bath, rejoice in the overwhelming contentment as your bowels win the battle in a mighty contest to overcome the spirited resistance of your sphincter.
I realise I'm probably alone in this and also having a sense of humour failure, but this site is probably getting lots of hits from the media and others interested in our ongoing battle with Roland.......so is this really the time for a thread like this if we want our legitimate grievances to be taken seriously?
I've never understood the phrases 'taking a shit', and 'taking a dump'.
You don't TAKE anything, if anything you give.
You are missing something, like the pleasure as in " taking" a relaxing bath, rejoice in the overwhelming contentment as your bowels win the battle in a mighty contest to overcome the spirited resistance of your sphincter.
I suppose, put so delicately, I am. I've never really looked at in the light of something similar to a 'spa treatment', I've always felt that perhaps that was more for those who favored colonic irrigation.
I'm more of a 'Sporting Life picking out the days bets person' when it comes to the daily visit.
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She was with her again a couple of days later and when she finished my daughter said "mummy, it's just a chair today"
My wife was naturally confused and when she asked her what she meant my daughter replied "well it's not as big as the last one which was a settee, so it's a chair"
One for the geeks: a mate of mine, who is a web developer, says he's off to "deploy a build".
As I say, it's probably just me.
I'm more of a 'Sporting Life picking out the days bets person' when it comes to the daily visit.
Cutting off king kongs finger
A friend of mine always says he's going to meditate.