If I had £20m I would give £15m of it to Roland.
However he would have to take care of the liabilities he created. I expect him to pay off all the players out on loan (except Vetokele - I want him).
He has to take care of KR and KM and Congo Chris. Again, his liabilities. Same for Rojo.
I'll get CP back as manager as division three is his stomping ground. He'll come on a performance related pay. He'll have £2m from finance raised / costs saved.
That's his budget.
Texeira will probably go, maybe another couple of higher wage earners too.
Season tickets will be top priced £300. I believe we'd sell 10,000 minimum.
Sponsorship and matchday revenue would at least triple from today's position.
We may not get promoted but we'd not lose money and we'd be no worse off than where we are now.
There's still £5m you say? Yes RD gets £1m a year for five years as "saving face" money.
What would you do if you could buy Charlton?
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I would also need substantially more than £20 million!
I'm not going to financially argue whether Roland deserves £15m + £1m a year in pay off - nor am I going to argue if that is enough money - because why are you right in saying it would need more... you don't know. With all the high earners off the books and 10,000+ season tickets per year, plus sponsorship money and no interest charges to the club, you have no idea if the club could be run feasibly with two or three player sales.
So, again, maybe just answer the question! :-p
If it's c. £3b then the answer is that I would win the Premier League.
If it's c. £20m (even after RD has gone and all debts are cleared) I'd probably run out of money within three years and still be in the third division.
If I had less than £200m in liquid assets I wouldn't consider buying the club as it wouldn't be enough to (a) be successful enough for our ungrateful, demanding fans (admittedly, they are like all fans) or (b) provide any long term satisfaction as success in football these days costs so much more than I would have to lose - especially if the season tickets are going to be discounted by 50%.
If I were in a position to buy Charlton, I'd make sure someone had power of attorney over my affairs ....
Free train travel to away games
Difficult to say exactly who this would be as not familiar with their contract structures. It would probably include:
Igor Vetokele (like him. It can't see him wanting to come back and I'm not paying for him to play for STVV)
Tony Watt
Roger effing Johnson
Christian Ceballos (has a nice apartment near Stayen I heard)
Naby Sarr
Novak
Ajose
Coaches:
Karl Robinson
Karl's mate
Chris o'loughlin
These players and coaches are errors/mismanagement of Duchatelet and Meire and if I had to take them on, I would reduce the price I paid by the net present value of the cost of removing them.
I'd maybe need to adjust price for getting rid of some better performing but still too expensive/potentially crocked players:
Teixara
Kashi
I think it's clear that a shake up of the non-playing team would be required. If that cost money, I'd be looking to reduce the price.
The SMT would all be fired. If Varney was not available to take on the CEO role, I would look for a hard working CEO with a good track record in football, ideally someone with some Charlton connection.
As to new manager, I'm not sure. I'd love to see Chris Powell with Euall assisting and JJ have a role.
Curbs for director of football? Got to be worth a try at the start, I want to sell 10,000-15,000 season tickets in league 1 for gods sake.
I'd have to do all this before the end of this season so that I had the new non-playing team in place by say End of April. Only then would we have enough time to build for the 2017/2018 season.
I'd still have £5m and it would be worth every penny.
The debts run up and the commitments the club have taken on (players wages etc.) make the club worth many millions less than nothing and a fair reflection of the price is most of that is paid off by the chap selling it.
Thus, even thought this is normally a joke phrase, RD would have to pay someone to, literally, take the club for nothing - a bit like he's started doing with the dross players his minions have signed.
There are at least 10,000 people who desperately want to support the club in some way. You just have to ask for God's sake!
Id put a few hundred quid in the protest fund.
After that is anyones guess