Does Roland own the house I am renting?

cafcfan · February 2017

If so, NO you tight git, don't hide the rust with duct tape - just buy some new garden furniture.

MrLargo · February 2017

Hope you're not too attached to that table mate, heard a whisper it's going to be unveiled as our new centre-back when the transfer window reopens.

Oggy Red · February 2017

Centre back? With all that duct tape around it's feet, surely it's the President himself.

Valiantphil · February 2017

Not yet !

bobmunro · February 2017

MrLargo said:
Hope you're not too attached to that table mate, heard a whisper it's going to be unveiled as our new centre-back when the transfer window reopens.

Centre-back pairing I think.

Way too narrow - spread out!!!

ricky_otto · February 2017

If Roland owns it, you better make plans to find new accommodation - you'll be out the door in a couple of weeks.

Fumbluff · February 2017

Do you have to give your landlord 2-weeks notice if your feet are going to be cold before you go into the kitchen?

Note: This is a quip about Ro-land-lord installing your kitchen under-tile heating cabling but being too tight and/or stupid to put a plug on the end of it