Things Roland Buys

RedPanda

Taken from Twitter.

Undersoil heating without a boiler. What else? TVs without remotes? DJs with no CDs?

ateamofcorygibbs

Players without talent

ricky_otto

Football clubs with no knowledge how to run them.

cafc999

A CEO without experience

CafcWest

cafc999 said:

A CEO without experience

No. He got her for free.

carly burn

Toothbrush with no toothpaste

WSS

Car with no petrol

alan dugdale

Freeloaders without vol au vents ?

IdleHans

Shoes without soles

se9addick

Car with no wheels (wheels can be added at a later date if you need to drive somewhere)

benjest1989

saddle but no horse

CAFCsayer

An ego without reason

Chizz

Canoe with no paddles. (But a handy satnav to help navigate directly to Shit Creek).

cafcdave123

IdleHans said:

Shoes without soles

He likes his shoes like he likes his football clubs, soulless...

Scoham

Footballers without ability

Pedro45

FIFA 2017 but no computer

N01R4M

Security staff without IDs

RedPanda

A COO with no ability or integrity.

(Hi Tony!)

Bow_Addick

A network scout incapable of growing facial hair.

Hartleypete

Vibrator without the batteries.

bellz2002

Chocolate fireguard

Clem_Snide

A kodi box with no broadband.

illichassavedit

A haircut from a bloke who should have done to specsavers.

FORD

A live match stream without a telly

A-R-T-H-U-R

Blind visionaries

FORD

A football club without an ice rink....oh wait a mo!

Callumcafc

Duct tape without scissors.

soapy_jones

A starter, first course and desert... WHICH YOU ENGLISH BASTARDS SPOILED FOR ME!!!!

AddicksAddict

soapy_jones said:

A starter, first course and desert... WHICH YOU ENGLISH BASTARDS SPOILED FOR ME!!!!

Well, he's turning The Valley into a desert.

A-R-T-H-U-R

Bouncers without brains.

A-R-T-H-U-R

Sofas without cushions.