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Samir Nasri

I've just gone on twitter to see all this talk about Nasri's tweets and his missus. Can anyone enlighten me as to what was up there and why people are finding it so funny?
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  • bellz2002
    bellz2002 Posts: 1,361
    edited December 2016
    Basically from what I can tell, Nasri posted tweets about going to an IV drip clinic and then having "extra services".
    There's a pic of him with said girl.

    There's rumours going round that his account got hacked by either his ex girlfriend after she heard he cheated on her or some other random person. The IV drip clinic people have denied all knowledge of course.

  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Apparently he went to a company called drip doctors who use IVs to help your body recover. They tweeted a picture showing Nasri with a very good looking young lady in scrubs saying that they treated him. Nasri's official account replied saying something along the lines of "You provided me with a full sexual service afterwards". Then followed a few more tweets saying he was a terrible person he is and cheats on his girlfriend. He then said his account had been hacked and deleted it.

    Seems his girlfriend tweeted the drip place accusing them one of them having sex with Nasri.
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Also if anyone is so inclined to look, the doctors at that company do look like they'd offer an incredible service.
  • bellz2002
    bellz2002 Posts: 1,361
    Yeah looks very dodge to me.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Ah thanks all
  • Can't see why anyone would have suspicions about this Drip Doctors place:

    image
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,840
    You can almost see what that bird on the left had for breakfast
  • I don't think I would need fluids in, it would be more about the fluids coming out!!
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    There's more plastic there than on the dashboard of a Renault.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,598
    edited December 2016
    Addickted said:

    There's more plastic there than on the dashboard of a Renault.

    Still, I wouldn't mind some of their air bags going off in my face as I crash into them. Knowing my luck I get the Renault Migraine.
  • Are these the people Charlton send their injured players to for medical treatment? No wonder they never seem to get better...
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456

    Are these the people Charlton send their injured players to for medical treatment? No wonder they never seem to get better...

    Cory Gibbs is still in treatment there.

  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    No wonder our players are always getting injured and taking their time recovering.
  • Them birds are like second rate kardashians.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    To be fair to the lad, If I was Nasri, I'd be banging one of them like a screen door in a hurricane.
  • Can't see why anyone would have suspicions about this Drip Doctors place:

    image

    Alright, as it's Christmas, I'll take the ugly 1. Can't say fairer than that!
  • Can't see why anyone would have suspicions about this Drip Doctors place:

    image

    Alright, as it's Christmas, I'll take the ugly 1. Can't say fairer than that!
    Is that like a trick statement? Kind of like spot the ball without there actually having been a ball in the picture at all...?
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456

    Can't see why anyone would have suspicions about this Drip Doctors place:

    image

    Alright, as it's Christmas, I'll take the ugly 1. Can't say fairer than that!
    Is that like a trick statement? Kind of like spot the ball without there actually having been a ball in the picture at all...?
    I'd lay money on 1, 2 & 5 previously having a couple each.

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  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    Addickted said:

    Can't see why anyone would have suspicions about this Drip Doctors place:

    image

    Alright, as it's Christmas, I'll take the ugly 1. Can't say fairer than that!
    Is that like a trick statement? Kind of like spot the ball without there actually having been a ball in the picture at all...?
    I'd lay money on 1, 2 & 5 previously having a couple each.

    1 and 5 do look like they've dressed to avoid the the question of "Do you have a pair of bo...".

    No way about number 2 though, along with number 6 she's the only half attractive one. The others are absolutely horrendous looking, not a clue as to why these women pump their faces full of shit.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976

    Them birds are like second rate kardashians.

    It's just as well that we all shag supermodels every night
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited December 2016
    Swisdom said:

    Them birds are like second rate kardashians.

    It's just as well that we all shag supermodels every night
    They're a difference between supermodels and those girls, namely that their faces are horrific. Don't get me wrong - the bodies are phenomenal.. but I'm not sure I could see past the face. You'd find better looking women in any office in London.

    Completely beyond me as to why anyone would do that to themselves.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,840
    LuckyReds said:

    Swisdom said:

    Them birds are like second rate kardashians.

    It's just as well that we all shag supermodels every night
    They're a difference between supermodels and those girls, namely that their faces are horrific. Don't get me wrong - the bodies are phenomenal.. but I'm not sure I could see past the face. You'd find better looking women in any office in London.
    You ain't been to my office mate ......
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223
    LuckyReds said:

    Swisdom said:

    Them birds are like second rate kardashians.

    It's just as well that we all shag supermodels every night
    They're a difference between supermodels and those girls, namely that their faces are horrific. Don't get me wrong - the bodies are phenomenal.. but I'm not sure I could see past the face. You'd find better looking women in any office in London.

    Completely beyond me as to why anyone would do that to themselves.
    Any jobs going at your gaff?
  • Addick90
    Addick90 Posts: 676
    Now Nasri is being investigated for performance enhancing practices because of the treatment...
  • I've reviewed whether I would like to consider using Drip Doctors based on the above photo, and the answer is

    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    LuckyReds said:

    Addickted said:

    Can't see why anyone would have suspicions about this Drip Doctors place:

    image

    Alright, as it's Christmas, I'll take the ugly 1. Can't say fairer than that!
    Is that like a trick statement? Kind of like spot the ball without there actually having been a ball in the picture at all...?
    I'd lay money on 1, 2 & 5 previously having a couple each.

    1 and 5 do look like they've dressed to avoid the the question of "Do you have a pair of bo...".

    No way about number 2 though, along with number 6 she's the only half attractive one. The others are absolutely horrendous looking, not a clue as to why these women pump their faces full of shit.
    No.2 has a bigger Adam's apple than Roger Johnson.
  • Addick90 said:

    Now Nasri is being investigated for performance enhancing practices because of the treatment...

    Meaning that he might have to use the defence of "You know that they aren't really doctors, right?"
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I feel a bit dehydrated... :warning: May get on the drip myself.