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Roland Duchâtelet’s 70th birthday (Day -1)

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  • edited November 2016
    Look forward to seeing much much more ;-)
  • Get him a nasal hair trimmer. No excuse for that Roland.
  • Excellent don't choke mate

    Excellent choke mate

    Fixed it for you
  • I'm all emotional.
  • Lol. Brilliant. What's the story there then?
  • Wonderful, well done Lifers
  • Looks like the restaurant at the St Truiden stadium
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  • He looks very happy!

    I think that was just after the third goal went in and just like the rest of us he's turned his live feed off.
  • Looks like the restaurant at the St Truiden stadium

    His lunchtime haunt of choice. It's called being good to yourself.

  • Roland, I hope you get what you deserve for your birthday. I'm sure you will.
  • Looks like the restaurant at the St Truiden stadium

    His lunchtime haunt of choice. It's called being good to yourself.

    Shows he's just an ordinary man / billionaire. Right up there with the Duck-taped shoe and lack of dishwasher as he prefers to spend time conversing with his partner while they clear up together.

    Such a man of the people.
  • edited November 2016
    Morning Roly, I'm up with the larks this morning on the eve of your birthday thanks to your new Kat (sic) scratching at the back door. As you know she's not been too happy as the day for handover fast approaches so I thought I'd try and get her familiar with the smell of an old pair of shoes repaired with duck tape.

    Bad news I'm afraid it didn't go too well, I got a scowl and a curled top lip;
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    I know you've been really looking forward to a new Kat so I'll keep trying my hardest to coax her round by tomorrow, laters.
  • RedChaser said:

    Morning Roly, I'm up with the larks this morning on the eve of your birthday thanks to your new Kat (sic) scratching at the back door. As you know she's not been too happy as the day for handover fast approaches so I thought I'd try and get her familiar with the smell of an old pair of shoes repaired with duck tape.

    Bad news I'm afraid it didn't go too well, I got a scowl and a curled top lip;
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    I know you've been really looking forward to a new Kat so I'll keep trying my hardest to coax her round by tomorrow, laters.

    Hope you've taught it to scratch his face.
  • That cat must have been watching yesterday 's match with that expression
  • That cat must have been watching yesterday 's match with that expression

    Now that really would have been cruelty to animals :wink: .
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  • Looks like the restaurant at the St Truiden stadium

    It is, it's pensioner's 10% discount on Wednesdays.
  • That cat must have been watching yesterday 's match with that expression

    Or when it saw your boat when collecting it on a call out!!!!!!!!!
  • That cat must have been watching yesterday 's match with that expression

    Or when it saw your boat when collecting it on a call out!!!!!!!!!
    I am a very handsome man: )
  • That cat must have been watching yesterday 's match with that expression

    Or when it saw your boat when collecting it on a call out!!!!!!!!!
    I am a very handsome man: )
    You don't have any mirrors in your place then?
  • edited November 2016
    Morning Roly, it's such a big day today I just couldn't sleep and was awoken by the morning song of a lovely Robin you know one of those birds with a beautiful red breast we sing about when the team runs out at the Valley. Oh silly me, I forgot you've only been once so it wouldn't have registered.

    Anyway it's not all good news, I have failed miserably in trying to get your present in the form if a new Kat (sic) ready to make the journey to Belgium. In fact she's just come in from the garden covered in feathers, not those of a Robin I am pleased to say, with this blunt message for you;
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    Sorry to have built your hopes up but hey what goes round comes around, you'll just have to put up with the old Kat wasting your millions, it's only money :smirk: .
  • edited November 2016
    Morning again Roly, As you know I won't be over to sing happy birthday to you after all because the new Kat (sic) I got you is refusing to budge.

    Instead can you get one of your minions to sing this little personalised version I have composed for you;

    Happy birthday to you
    You make me wanna spew
    Your such a nasty person
    Who needs owners like you.

    Happy birthday to you
    Your Kat's a silly moo
    So why didn't you sack her
    She's flushing millions down the loo.

    Happy birthday to you
    You ain't got a clue
    You've blown it you muppet
    .........Remember Waterloo!

    May it rain on your parade big time, one day we will be free of your evil clutches.

    That day can't come soon enough and at least 20,000 people will be able to 'live, love, laugh and be happy', once again.
  • Scoham said:
    Hopefully more on the happy birthday cafe confrontation.

    Looks a good channel.

    That will be entertaining.

    Us Charlton lot are alright.

    When the football sounds dreadful - we entertain ourselves.
  • Happy birthday treacle.
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