"Someone's left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it cos it took so long to bake it Now i'll never have that recipe AGAIN!!! Oh no."
David Bowie sang this to Ricky Gervais on Extras. I think Gervais wrote the lyrics though:
Little fat man who sold his soul, Little fat man who sold his dream...
Pathetic little fat man, No one's bloody laughing, The clown that no one laugh's at, They all just wish he'd die.
He's so depressed at being hated, Fatso takes his own life, He blows his stupid brains out, But the twat would probably miss.
He sold his soul for a shot at fame, Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame, He's got no style, he's got no grace, He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug, See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug, See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug, The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug, Little fat man, pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug, He's a little fat pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug.
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Kirk Douglas
Then they fight you.
Then they start manipulating the truth and suppressing discussion.
The you win.
And in the red
There's nothing in this game
For 2 in a bed
Jim Bowen
Terence Bayler.
So are Charlton
Trigger
To you
The Chuckle brothers
cumfinish first, first you mustcumfinishmy exRick MearsYou know whenever love knocks
I’m gonna bounce up and down on my spring."
Clodagh Rogers.
Says it all for me.....
Sue Parkes
Del Boy
Sue ParksAudrey II
I don't think that I can take it
cos it took so long to bake it
Now i'll never have that recipe AGAIN!!!
Oh no."
MacArthur Park ( well before Bake Off days)
or I might be...................or I might not be............
if you can't smile grin.
If you can't grin,
Keep out the way till you can.
Winston Churchill 1945 and Daisy 2016
9 May 1864, General John Sedgwick (d. 9 May 1864)
I think Gervais wrote the lyrics though:
Little fat man who sold his soul,
Little fat man who sold his dream...
Pathetic little fat man,
No one's bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laugh's at,
They all just wish he'd die.
He's so depressed at being hated,
Fatso takes his own life,
He blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss.
He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame,
He's got no style, he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug,
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
Little fat man, pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
He's a little fat pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug.
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you
Nobody knows where my NABBY has gone
But Mel left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he's supposed to be mine