Pardew's Porkers

Latimer

So what will our tactics be Alex?

Formation 3-5-2 4-4-2 4-4-3 or 1-3-2-4.

Will we be long ball to a target man looking for knock down with midfielders steaming through to thump the loose ball home or will it be a passing game thoughtful and considered.

Wingers or a tight narrow midfield?

Man to man or zonal marking?

Have you had the opposition (poor as they may be ) watched?

Will you be using Subbuteo or magnetic rings on a board to discuss set plays

Will you be using a flipchart

Has the kitman been arranged to lay out the kit?

Whomis providing the oranges at half time?

Sandwiches at full time?

Have you decided on the bottle of wine you will be sharing with the oppo manager?

Decisions decisions decisions

LargeAddick

why worry about all that, you havn't got a chance.

Alex Wright

We were going with a 4-4-4 formation with a 1-2-1-2-1-2-10 as a tactical switch mid way through the first half :)

Medders

[cite]Posted By: Latimer[/cite]So what will our tactics be Alex?

Formation 3-5-2 4-4-2 4-4-3 or 1-3-2-4.

Will we be long ball to a target man looking for knock down with midfielders steaming through to thump the loose ball home or will it be a passing game thoughtful and considered.

Wingers or a tight narrow midfield?

Man to man or zonal marking?

Have you had the opposition (poor as they may be ) watched?

Will you be using Subbuteo or magnetic rings on a board to discuss set plays

Will you be using a flipchart

Has the kitman been arranged to lay out the kit?

Whomis providing the oranges at half time?

Sandwiches at full time?

Have you decided on the bottle of wine you will be sharing with the oppo manager?

Decisions decisions decisions

Lats, you bringing the performance enhancers, as discussed?

Alex Wright

[quote][cite]Posted By: Latimer[/cite]Whomis providing the oranges at half time?[/quote]

We have a secret weapon for half time!

Latimer

Alex
Half time.... Beer and fags?

Or Darren Bent

Large you have no chance will Ladbrokes be open with one of those nice betting sheets, Latimer first goal scorer to win 10-7

Medders... are they the blue diamond shaped ones!

Alex Wright

[quote][cite]Posted By: Latimer[/cite]Alex
Half time.... Beer and fags?

Or Darren Bent

Large you have no chance will Ladbrokes be open with one of those nice betting sheets, Latimer first goal scorer to win 10-7

Medders... are they the blue diamond shaped ones![/quote]

We shouldn't need the half-time boost if the brown papaer bag stuffed with used notes has found it's way to the ref :)

Medders

[cite]Posted By: Latimer[/cite]Medders... are they the blue diamond shaped ones!

I'm after ones that'll help me run... think the blue ones might have the opposite effect...!