Russell Slade's Birthday 10 October - what's on his present list?

cherryorchard

Any suggestions for presents or birthday cards?

I'll start it off by suggesting we copy this idea but get Sam Allardyce to do the honours with an England shirt. I understand he has plenty of time on his hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9rTkbuFEyk

HantsAddick

Probably his P45 from Kat.

blackpool72

Hair cream

cherryorchard

HantsAddick said:

Probably his P45 from Kat.

Is that what he is hoping for or what he will actually get? Either I suppose.

alan dugdale

A job lot of tablecloths

Huskaris

Screw the presents, it's all about the birthday cake for Russ.

Nicholas

Another defensive midfielder

man_at_milletts

A triangle.

Scoham

A back up right back so Foley can play more games in midfield.

FORD

A 3 year contract extension and moved upstairs as Director of football.

ricky_otto

A stannah stairlift and a walk in bath. And obviously the biggest birthday cake you can find.

Tunwellsaddick

A big laundary basket.

Baldybonce

Donald Trump stylee syrup.

lolwray

Years membership to weight Watchers

Henry Irving

A new CEO

boggzy

Block of lard and a teaspoon

lolwray

A map of Belgium

soapy_jones

Football for Dummies?

Fumbluff

A new SnapBack?

Fumbluff

But mostly he wants to get the band back together

Isawsummersplay

Some dignity and self respect so he can tell RD and KM where to stick their lousy job.

dajavouslagan

A book of tactical know how!

Cardinal Sin

A great holiday read.

Henry Irving

A trowel and a pair of hedge clippers for when he's put on gardening leave.

BigRedEvil

Didn't we sack Peeters on his birthday? Good job we don't have a game today.

ricky_otto

BigRedEvil said:

Didn't we sack Peeters on his birthday? Good job we don't have a game today.

Given who we would have been playing, I think you're right.

se9addick

What did the Cowardly Lion ask for in the Wizard of Oz ?

All_Thaid_Up

Steak and a blow job like most blokes

Covered_End_Lad

A bit of patience?

StigThundercock

P45

kevtherev

Fuckin hell I've the same birthday date as Brussel, not sure about year mine year of birth is 59.