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How Many Players Have The Regime Signed..........

...............in less than three years?

20? 30? 40? 50?

Well I make it 59 (Named below). And that's not including all those already at the Club or who have come through our youth system and played - so, with those, we must be talking about 70 plus players!

And we wonder why there is no cohesion, continuity or dare I say it "loyalty".

The hardest challenge for us though, in my humble opinion, might be to make not the best team out of this lot - but the worst!

Adam Chicksen
Ademola Lookman
Ahmed Kashi
Alou Diarra
Andre Bikey
Andrew Crofts
Astrit Ajdarevic
Ayo Obileye
Chris Eagles
Christophe Lepoint
Conor McAleny
Cristian Ceballos
Davide Petrucci
Declan Rudd
Diego Poyet
El Hadji Ba
Francis Coquelin
Franck Moussa
Frederic Bulot
Fredrik Ulvestad
George Tucudean
Igor Vetokele
Jack Munns
Jason Pearce
Johann Berg Gudmundsson
Jonathan Obika
Jordan Botaka
Jorge Teixeira
Josh Magennis
Kevin Foley
Lee Novak
Loic Nego
Louis Yamfam
Mahamadou-Naby Sarr
Marco Motta
Marcus Tudgay
Marko Dmitrovic
Milos Veljkovic
Neil Etheridge
Nicky Ajose
Oguchi Onyewu
Patrick Bauer
Piotr Parzyszek
Reza Ghoochanneijhad
Rhys Williams
Ricardo Vaz Te
Ricky Holmes
Rod Fanni
Roger Johnson
Simon Makienok
Stephen Henderson
Tal Ben-Haim
Tony Watt
Yaya Sanogo
Yohann Thuram-Ulien
Yoni Buyens
Yun Suk-Young
Zak Ansah
Zakara Bergdich

Comments

  • Not sure how that compares with other clubs but it sounds a crazy amount
  • And how many of them reached more than 10 appearances I wonder?
  • edited October 2016
    You forgot Liar's favourite - Anal Koch.
  • The worrying thing is only about 15 of them have been any good.
  • ...............in less than three years?

    20? 30? 40? 50?

    Well I make it 58 (Named below). And that's not including all those already at the Club or who have come through our youth system and played - so, with those, we must be talking about 70 plus players!

    And we wonder why there is no cohesion, continuity or dare I say it "loyalty".

    The hardest challenge for us though, in my humble opinion, might be to make not the best team out of this lot - but the worst!

    Adam Chicksen
    Ademola Lookman
    Ahmed Kashi
    Alou Diarra
    Andre Bikey
    Andrew Crofts
    Astrit Ajdarevic
    Ayo Obileye
    Chris Eagles
    Christophe Lepoint
    Conor McAleny
    Cristian Ceballos
    Davide Petrucci
    Declan Rudd
    Diego Poyet
    El Hadji Ba
    Francis Coquelin
    Franck Moussa
    Frederic Bulot
    Fredrik Ulvestad
    George Tucudean
    Igor Vetokele
    Jack Munns
    Jason Pearce
    Johann Berg Gudmundsson
    Jordan Botaka
    Jorge Teixeira
    Josh Magennis
    Kevin Foley
    Lee Novak
    Loic Nego
    Louis Yamfam
    Mahamadou-Naby Sarr
    Marco Motta
    Marcus Tudgay
    Marko Dmitrovic
    Milos Veljkovic
    Neil Etheridge
    Nicky Ajose
    Oguchi Onyewu
    Patrick Bauer
    Piotr Parzyszek
    Reza Ghoochanneijhad
    Rhys Williams
    Ricardo Vaz Te
    Ricky Holmes
    Rod Fanni
    Roger Johnson
    Simon Makienok
    Stephen Henderson
    Tal Ben-Haim
    Tony Watt
    Yaya Sanogo
    Yohann Thuram-Ulien
    Yoni Buyens
    Yun Suk-Young
    Zak Ansah
    Zakara Bergdich

    One things for certain.

    Le Point.

    Captain.

    I cant be bothered to actually set up a formation and create the worst 11.....but

    polish pete upfront.

    Thurman in goal
  • The shocking thing about Johann Berg Gudmundsson, is that not only was he good, but he also managed to not miss 9 months through injury
  • It'd be interesting to see how many players we'd signed in the couple years prior to them joining. It feels like a lot, but there are also short-term loan deals in there and players signed for the youth team. We've gone through stretches where it's felt like we've had a new loan signing every week (thinking of Jay McEverly and Danny Butterfield).
  • Dave2l said:

    ...............in less than three years?

    20? 30? 40? 50?

    Well I make it 58 (Named below). And that's not including all those already at the Club or who have come through our youth system and played - so, with those, we must be talking about 70 plus players!

    And we wonder why there is no cohesion, continuity or dare I say it "loyalty".

    The hardest challenge for us though, in my humble opinion, might be to make not the best team out of this lot - but the worst!

    Adam Chicksen
    Ademola Lookman
    Ahmed Kashi
    Alou Diarra
    Andre Bikey
    Andrew Crofts
    Astrit Ajdarevic
    Ayo Obileye
    Chris Eagles
    Christophe Lepoint
    Conor McAleny
    Cristian Ceballos
    Davide Petrucci
    Declan Rudd
    Diego Poyet
    El Hadji Ba
    Francis Coquelin
    Franck Moussa
    Frederic Bulot
    Fredrik Ulvestad
    George Tucudean
    Igor Vetokele
    Jack Munns
    Jason Pearce
    Johann Berg Gudmundsson
    Jordan Botaka
    Jorge Teixeira
    Josh Magennis
    Kevin Foley
    Lee Novak
    Loic Nego
    Louis Yamfam
    Mahamadou-Naby Sarr
    Marco Motta
    Marcus Tudgay
    Marko Dmitrovic
    Milos Veljkovic
    Neil Etheridge
    Nicky Ajose
    Oguchi Onyewu
    Patrick Bauer
    Piotr Parzyszek
    Reza Ghoochanneijhad
    Rhys Williams
    Ricardo Vaz Te
    Ricky Holmes
    Rod Fanni
    Roger Johnson
    Simon Makienok
    Stephen Henderson
    Tal Ben-Haim
    Tony Watt
    Yaya Sanogo
    Yohann Thuram-Ulien
    Yoni Buyens
    Yun Suk-Young
    Zak Ansah
    Zakara Bergdich

    One things for certain.

    Le Point.

    Captain.

    I cant be bothered to actually set up a formation and create the worst 11.....but

    polish pete upfront.

    Thurman in goal
    So, in that case, lets start the worst team available...

    Thuram
    Nego (yes, i saw him play)
    Johnson
    Williams
    Mcaleny
    Lepoint
    Ceballos
    Crofts
    Foley
    Novak
    Pete P
  • edited October 2016
    Thuram
    Nego
    Williams
    Sarr
    Foley
    Mcaleny
    Lepoint
    Cellabos
    Vaz Te
    Tucadean
    Reza
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  • edited October 2016
    Best:
    Henderson


    Bollocks to it, I'm not giving them any credit.
  • I'm not sure Johnson deserves to be on the worst player list (as opposed to the worst person list), Williams yes was hopeless while Sarr was hopeless, expensive and on a long contract...
  • Thuram
    Nego
    Williams
    Johnson
    Foley
    Mcaleny
    Lepoint
    Cellabos
    Vaz Te
    Tucadean
    Reza

    Genuinely think my mates would give that lot a tonking at goals in bexleyheath.
  • I'm not sure Johnson deserves to be on the worst player list (as opposed to the worst person list), Williams yes was hopeless while Sarr was hopeless, expensive and on a long contract...

    Good call re Sarr
  • edited October 2016

    RJ should be on that list twice

    If your not happy with the list fluck off you CANT!
  • I was hoping Chris Eagles was gonna be a star for us. Always rated him and thought he was underrated but maybe there are reasons he's not reached the top. One of those players who was epic every time I saw him on highlights on tv a bit like Wes Hoolahan and you wonder why they're not playing for a top club.
  • Here's mine, based on their performances, lack of appearances and where they've ended up!

    Yohann Thuram-Ulien - now with Le Havre in French Div 2 but yet to play a game
    Loic Nego - now with Videoton in the Hungarian Div 1
    Rhys Williams - now at Perth Glory in the A-League
    Oguchi Onyewu - never played again
    Yun Suk-Young - on a short term contract at Brondby but yet to kick a ball for them
    Davide Petrucci - now playing for Çaykur Rizespor in the Turkish League
    Diego Poyet (the 2nd one) - yet to find a club after having had his contract terminated at West Ham
    Christophe Lepoint - now playing for S.V. Zulte Waregem in Belgium
    Cristian Ceballos - on loan at Sint-Truidense in Belgium
    Ricardo Vaz Te - at Akhisar Belediyespor in Turkey
    Piotr Parzyszek - now playing for De Graafschap in the Dutch 2nd tier
  • Can someone define 'players' for me as by my reckoning they've only signed 4-5 'players' lots of bodies but not many players.....
  • edited October 2016
    JBG was the only one sold for a profit. Surely you would have more success picking your targets out of a hat! Which proves at least they didn't pick their targets out of a hat!
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  • Piotr Parzyszek really is suited to De Graafschap and the Dutch 2nd tier... 9-appearances and 7-goals this season for them.

    Glad he's finding his feet once more
  • Thuram
    Nego
    Williams
    Sarr
    Foley
    Mcaleny
    Lepoint
    Cellabos
    Vaz Te
    Tucadean
    Reza

    My local pub team would turn that lot over.
  • Thuram
    Nego
    Williams
    Sarr
    Foley
    Mcaleny
    Lepoint
    Cellabos
    Vaz Te
    Tucadean
    Reza

    My local pub team would turn that lot over.
    Probably nursing hangovers and playing with 9 men as well.
  • edited October 2016
    Here's the plan

    Step (1)... Stand in front of Thuram... He wont be able to punch away a cross so will be screwed
    Step (2)... Expect poor back-passes from Williams
    Step (3)... Stay alert whenever Sarr has the ball, try not to piss yourself laughing at his attempt to be a Footballer
    Step (4)... Lepoint, keep away from those legs, he runs like a baby Giraffe
    Step (5)... Ceballos, if he has the ball make sure you force the corner, you wont even need to worry about Step (1)
    Step (6)... Dont worry about Tucudean, he'll get bored and piss off elsewhere
    Step (7)... Just breath near Reza, he'll fall over

    Follow those steps and I'm sure we'll thrash them 10-0
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