...............in less than three years?
20? 30? 40? 50?
Well I make it 59 (Named below). And that's not including all those already at the Club or who have come through our youth system and played - so, with those, we must be talking about 70 plus players!
And we wonder why there is no cohesion, continuity or dare I say it "loyalty".
The hardest challenge for us though, in my humble opinion, might be to make not the best team out of this lot - but the worst!
Adam Chicksen
Ademola Lookman
Ahmed Kashi
Alou Diarra
Andre Bikey
Andrew Crofts
Astrit Ajdarevic
Ayo Obileye
Chris Eagles
Christophe Lepoint
Conor McAleny
Cristian Ceballos
Davide Petrucci
Declan Rudd
Diego Poyet
El Hadji Ba
Francis Coquelin
Franck Moussa
Frederic Bulot
Fredrik Ulvestad
George Tucudean
Igor Vetokele
Jack Munns
Jason Pearce
Johann Berg Gudmundsson
Jonathan Obika
Jordan Botaka
Jorge Teixeira
Josh Magennis
Kevin Foley
Lee Novak
Loic Nego
Louis Yamfam
Mahamadou-Naby Sarr
Marco Motta
Marcus Tudgay
Marko Dmitrovic
Milos Veljkovic
Neil Etheridge
Nicky Ajose
Oguchi Onyewu
Patrick Bauer
Piotr Parzyszek
Reza Ghoochanneijhad
Rhys Williams
Ricardo Vaz Te
Ricky Holmes
Rod Fanni
Roger Johnson
Simon Makienok
Stephen Henderson
Tal Ben-Haim
Tony Watt
Yaya Sanogo
Yohann Thuram-Ulien
Yoni Buyens
Yun Suk-Young
Zak Ansah
Zakara Bergdich
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Le Point.
Captain.
I cant be bothered to actually set up a formation and create the worst 11.....but
polish pete upfront.
Thurman in goal
Thuram
Nego (yes, i saw him play)
Johnson
Williams
Mcaleny
Lepoint
Ceballos
Crofts
Foley
Novak
Pete P
Nego
Williams
Sarr
Foley
Mcaleny
Lepoint
Cellabos
Vaz Te
Tucadean
Reza
Henderson
Bollocks to it, I'm not giving them any credit.
Yohann Thuram-Ulien - now with Le Havre in French Div 2 but yet to play a game
Loic Nego - now with Videoton in the Hungarian Div 1
Rhys Williams - now at Perth Glory in the A-League
Oguchi Onyewu - never played again
Yun Suk-Young - on a short term contract at Brondby but yet to kick a ball for them
Davide Petrucci - now playing for Çaykur Rizespor in the Turkish League
Diego Poyet (the 2nd one) - yet to find a club after having had his contract terminated at West Ham
Christophe Lepoint - now playing for S.V. Zulte Waregem in Belgium
Cristian Ceballos - on loan at Sint-Truidense in Belgium
Ricardo Vaz Te - at Akhisar Belediyespor in Turkey
Piotr Parzyszek - now playing for De Graafschap in the Dutch 2nd tier
Glad he's finding his feet once more
Step (1)... Stand in front of Thuram... He wont be able to punch away a cross so will be screwed
Step (2)... Expect poor back-passes from Williams
Step (3)... Stay alert whenever Sarr has the ball, try not to piss yourself laughing at his attempt to be a Footballer
Step (4)... Lepoint, keep away from those legs, he runs like a baby Giraffe
Step (5)... Ceballos, if he has the ball make sure you force the corner, you wont even need to worry about Step (1)
Step (6)... Dont worry about Tucudean, he'll get bored and piss off elsewhere
Step (7)... Just breath near Reza, he'll fall over
Follow those steps and I'm sure we'll thrash them 10-0