I definitely won't be getting seats next to the directors box and playing on a small speaker when Katrien takes her seat the 90s Outhere Brothers classic 'Wiggle Wiggle'
Oh that reminds me, I definitely won't be joining 50 people around the directors box all of whom are carrying Bluetooth speakers synced to a single phone.
I can't say exactly what we won't be playing, because we haven't decided yet.
I can confirm the play list will not include Rage against the Machine and is unlikely to feature Frank Ski - Tony's Bitch Track (unsuitable lyrics)
I won't take a piss over the edge of the upper west, directly on to the heads of those in the director's box.
Thanks for the warning... My first date with Katrien seemed to go well after we met on Tinder and I was hoping to get free entry to the Directors Box and some free vol-au-vents for the second date!!
I definitely have not taken delivery of 100 of these, and I will definitely not be handing them out before the match, along with packs of batteries and remote controls.
This would not be the best use of CARDs funds, ever.
Glad that all this won't be happening. Coincidentally along with 11 friends we won't be visiting 3 different locations in. Belgium that weekend. Only clue to a location we won't be visiting is that we won't be playing the last post for Roland
I definitely won't be getting seats next to the directors box and playing on a small speaker when Katrien takes her seat the 90s Outhere Brothers classic 'Wiggle Wiggle'
I've had a shandy so I'm gonna upgrade 'Wiggle Wiggle' to ''Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say wayo, wayooooo"
My son has asked what happens if we take the weeks bags of dog poo taken off the garden and fill them with helium, will they explode over the directors box with a fair wind and an accurate potato gun?
Season ticket holder for thirty plus. Lived on IoW since the Chelsea Benchwarmer sold his soul. Want to be there for the mother of all riots. Is this the one????
I won't be streaking across the pitch at a particularly dull juncture of play. And I absolutely will not be paying for the therapy for the very small number of Lifers that have actually met me and now have a particularly disturbing mental image in their head
i think playing up at gillingham could give bad press for the owners, getting a meaningless away game suspended wouldnt be good for them, plus well have a sizeable crowd there should we sell out, and gills fans arent known for the agg factor as in would rather play up there then say somewhere like leeds. thoughts?
I won't be putting stickers over all of the entry system laser scanners so they don't work and nobody can get into the ground.
Would be pointless trying to sabotage the turnstile scanners, anyway. Last season the Club managed to do it themselves frequently. Mind you I can't comment on this season.
I won't be putting stickers over all of the entry system laser scanners so they don't work and nobody can get into the ground.
Would be pointless trying to sabotage the turnstile scanners, anyway. Last season the Club managed to do it themselves frequently. Mind you I can't comment on this season.
My wife has come along to four matches this season.
On one occasion she scanned her ticket and the turnstile she used wasnt turning properly so had to get assistance from one of the stewards (or whoever they are) to let her into the Ground... the next game the turnstile worked but only partly so she was stuck inside the damn thing until one of the stewards casually walked over and fixed it for her.
No licensing officers from the Royal Borough of Greenwich will be in attendance. The officers not present will not be scrutinising every gate, exit and stairwell to make sure that the club is not in breech of its safety certificate regulations regarding the number of stewards required at these points at all times.
No licensing officers from the Royal Borough of Greenwich will be in attendance. The officers not present will not be scrutinising every gate, exit and stairwell to make sure that the club is not in breech of its safety certificate regulations regarding the number of stewards required at these points at all times.
Will they not be checking on smoking regulations during half time within the North stand toilets too?
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I can't say exactly what we won't be playing, because we haven't decided yet.
I can confirm the play list will not include Rage against the Machine and is unlikely to feature Frank Ski - Tony's Bitch Track (unsuitable lyrics)
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Snappy.
It used to be called the Coventry Evening Telegraph back in the days of print media.
Sorry wrong thread
I said that isn't going to happen son.
On one occasion she scanned her ticket and the turnstile she used wasnt turning properly so had to get assistance from one of the stewards (or whoever they are) to let her into the Ground... the next game the turnstile worked but only partly so she was stuck inside the damn thing until one of the stewards casually walked over and fixed it for her.
So no they're not working properly
Also, there would have to be a lot of extra time added on in order to show the whole video.
The officers not present will not be scrutinising every gate, exit and stairwell to make sure that the club is not in breech of its safety certificate regulations regarding the number of stewards required at these points at all times.
MILLWALL was in the goalmouth for agood two months.
Just saying Roland.