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To the person who keyed my car door last night........

purdispurdis
in Not Sports Related
Unlikely that you'll be able to read this but thanks for taking the shine off an enjoyable and rare 3-0 Charlton win last night.

My car was parked outside KBS Builders Merchants off Woolwich Road.

Just to let you know also that you did an excellent job - a full length, deep gouge!

The culprit is highly unlikely to use this site due to it being frequented by only high standing, honourable individuals but .....,just in case.

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    purdispurdis
    Leuth said:

    Bring back the noose

    Made me chuckle - thank you!
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    LeuthLeuth
    Just gotta hope karma strikes and the perp really sprains their ankle
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Find him sugar boiling water all over his hands make him look like Freddie
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Balls, I thought it was Katrien's!

    Sorry pal.
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    AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    There's some proper cnuts out there. I struggle to figure out why/how anyone would find any satisfaction out of doing shit like that.

    You've not been putting it where you shouldn't have have you? It's not some irate husband is it?
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    AddickUpNorth said:

    There's some proper cnuts out there. I struggle to figure out why/how anyone would find any satisfaction out of doing shit like that.

    You've not been putting it where you shouldn't have have you? It's not some irate husband is it?

    What like on a double yellow line? Hmmm it could be an irate Traffic Warden.

    Seriously - scum are all around unfortunately.
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Covered_End_Lad said:

    Very sorry purdis I thought that was Colin's motor! ;)

    Beat me to it!!
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    edited August 2016
    That we occupy the same planet and breathe the same air as cretins like this winds me up. What a way to come down from a great result like that. Like said before, let's hope for at bit of karma... Tempted to blame the Belgians though!
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    cafcnick1992cafcnick1992
    Maybe it was Roger Johnson
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    get an onboard/dashboard cam, though too late of course in this instance .. you might have had a clear view of the scumbag who did this .. the price of mini cam systems has nosedived
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    Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Purdis - sorry to hear that - Dave at Westfield Crash Repairs on the Westminster Industrial estate can make it disappear for about £150 a panel. They are really good and reasonable - 0208 316 6513. Turn up and he'll quote there and then.
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    nth london addick said:

    Find him sugar boiling water all over his hands make him look like Freddie

    A good jugging will sort them out
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    purdispurdis
    North Lower Neil said:

    Balls, I thought it was Katrien's!

    Sorry pal.

    Katrien would not have furry dice and a Ninja Turtles air freshener hanging from her rear view mirror, for goodness sake.

    Reading that back, it sounds like a bit of a euphemism.
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    purdispurdis
    Cardinal Sin said:

    Purdis - sorry to hear that - Dave at Westfield Crash Repairs on the Westminster Industrial estate can make it disappear for about £150 a panel. They are really good and reasonable - 0208 316 6513. Turn up and he'll quote there and then.

    Cheers, mate
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    1StevieG1StevieG
    Feed him to the pigs.
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Buy em a season ticket, won't do it again!
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Buy em a season ticket, won't do it again!

    He keyed a car, punishment seems a bit OTT!
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    The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    Feel for you. I parked my car on a busy high street when out for a curry a few weeks ago. Came back to find some scroat had booted the passenger door in. Such a pointless act. I managed to pull the dent out (mostly) but still left a crease.

    As for punishment. Could go the whole hog and get them a seat in the director's box. Sorry if that's a bit too sick and twisted.
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    cafcfancafcfan
    Lincsaddick said:

    get an onboard/dashboard cam, though too late of course in this instance .. you might have had a clear view of the scumbag who did this .. the price of mini cam systems has nosedived

    Trouble with that is that some scrote will break in to steal the device.
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    MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    It may have been a bunch of socialists!
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    SDAddickSDAddick
    North Lower Neil said:

    cafcnick1992 said:

    Maybe it was Roger Johnson

    Depends if it said "Cock Piss Purdis"
    I think you're giving him a lot of credit on the "being able to write and spell" front there
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    kentaddickkentaddick
    Just make sure your boss's wife doesn't OD on your smack thinking its coke

    http://youtu.be/VO48Vr4KIc8
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