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Olympic Innuendo

Post them up here. I'll get the the ball rolling from tonight's weightlifting:

'Very aggressive in the jerk phase!'

'Look at the clean snatch!'
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  • A bit of a splash there upon entry.
  • Left hand on the stick..........and finished!
  • Neymar comes inside
  • She dug that out well on her knees
  • My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.

    And you win gold every time.
  • My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.

    And you still carry a torch for her :wink:

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  • edited August 2016

    Commentator talking about the Sweden woman's goalkeeper:

    "She had a very bad period towards the end of the first half"

    Job done if it kept the opponents away from her box.
  • 'He didn't enjoy getting beaten by Koch.'
  • Neymar comes inside

    This is a true story and similar. I was at Gatwick Airport on the bus to the Long Term Car Park. The bus was almost full but I spotted a young lady who was occupying the aisle seat with a spare at the window. She had a bag on her lap and that were cases everywhere on the full bus. Seeing me look to get to the spare seat next to her at the window, she said "Would you like to come inside me?" And, then, a brief pause and "Oh my God, what have I said?" Many smirking faces were seen.
    So what happened next?
  • My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.

    And you win gold every time.
    I would be more worried who took the silver and bronze
  • I'll just chip in with a classic from Montreal '76. Ron Pickering with "and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
  • On the US divers

    "Oh yes this is their bogey dive......"
  • Less than vertical on entry
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  • JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
  • Peter_G said:

    I'll just chip in with a classic from Montreal '76. Ron Pickering with "and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

    I didn't realise it was Pickering who said that, I always thought it was David Coleman's comment. It's a classic, whoever said it, of course. Not an innuendo but "We'll be having the pole vault over the satellite" is a good one, too.
  • This was a ColemanBalls, not sure who the female runner was tho'

    "Every time she stretches her legs, a big gap appears"

  • JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
    I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!
  • JohnBoyUK said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
    I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!
    It's genuine, happened in the German hockey game in Rio
  • sam3110 said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
    I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!
    It's genuine, happened in the German hockey game in Rio
    Thanks.
  • Heather Stanning stroking the coxless pair.
  • JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
    I believe it is genuine - prompted Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson to tweet "Obviously, it would be hugely childish & wrong to chuckle at Linus & Florian, the backbone of Germany's hockey team." She got rather a lot of grief over that!
  • Heather Stanning stroking the coxless pair.

    Surely that's actually quite difficult, due to them being...?
  • Not olympic, but by Geoff Boycott at the cricket today:
    "He's got wonderful timing off the wrist."
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