Songs for the new hexagonal goal nets

ateamofcorygibbs

Okay lads, I'll start things off.

We've got new nets
We've got new neeee-eeets
They are hexagonal
We've got new nets!


Oh South London!
Oh South London!
Is wonderful!
Is wonderful!
Oh South London is wonderful
It's full of hexagonal goal nets
Oh South London is wonderful!


To the 'Jorge Costa/Jose Semedo' tune:

Hexagonal goal nets wooaahhh
Hexagonal goal nets wooaahhh
The nets are in the goal
They are hexagonal
Hexagonal goal nets woooahhh

ForeverAddickted

We all dream of a team of Hexagonals... Hexagonals... Hexagonals
Number Ones... Hexagonal
Number twos... Hexagonal

stockholmaddick

Just change wonderwall to hexagonal

Henry Irving

Bulge in a minute
You're gonna bulge in a minute
(to which ever set are being defended by Charlton)

Six sides
You've only got six sides

It's only some poor little netting
It'll soon be all tattered and torn
When @C4FC4L1f3's on the pitch
He'll rip it to bits
And then it won't bulge anymore

Chizz

Eight?

Leuth

Both goals together have eight

Bolderhumphreyreid

You're not square any more.

SDAddick

stockholmaddick said:

Just change wonderwall to hexagonal

Pack it in we've got a winner

shine166

stockholmaddick said:

Just change wonderwall to hexagonal

Winner

McBobbin

Hexagonal
The mist rolling in from the Thames
My desire is always to be found in hexagonal
Many roads have i travelled
Many shapes have i seen
Geometry, my favourite scene
Many hours have i spent
With my protractor
Singing hexagonal my only desire

CharltonDave85

A slow day in the office for some I feel

Jack_Charlton

Get out of our goal
Get out of our goal
You hexagonal wankers
Get out of our goal

Redvalleyeast

You're gonna clash with the netting
Clash with the netting
You're gonna clash with the netting etc

RaplhMilne

An as we were saying goodbye to the squares , saying goodbye to the squares, goodbye squares, goodbye squares............

soapy_jones

Love a fishnet.

rikofold

6 sides to a hole
Hexagonal seaming
Thirty years of squares
Never stopped me dreaming.

It's honeycomb, it's honeycomb, it's honey...
Nets are honeycomb...

Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch

Hark now hear the six sides sing, the four sides run away...

McBobbin

You've got to hold and draw

But do it at the right time

You can be slow or fast

But you must draw a straight line

Get out your protractor

Draw it in black

60 degree angle

300 round the back

Draw it all on

Cos' I'm the geomet-mon

And what you're looking at

Is the the hexagon

We ain't no hooligans

This ain't a maths song

Six sides on my chest

I know we can't go wrong

Weegie Addick

Who's the hexie in the goal?

rikofold

Where's your hexagon, oh where's your hexagon...

Can I make a first claim for the promotional video - SIX on the pitch...

FORD

From Disney frozen...

Nets in goal, nets in goal,
Can't hold it back anymore
Nets in goal, nets in goal,
Sold my team and blame the whore
And here I stand
And here I'll stay
Nets in goal, nets in goal,
A keeper never bothered me anyway

aliwibble

You're all bonkers. It's one reason why I love this place :-)

ForeverAddickted

You don't know what your netting... You don't know what your netting!!

To_Be_Franck

Nets, Nets what ever shape they be,
We've got the best in the whole country.
To keep them nice, our players think twice,
Scoring goals is no certainty.

LargeAddick

Atomic Kitten - (W)hole Again

cafc4life

your sister is your mother so on and so forth.
the hexagonal family

eaststandmike

For the older members on here......................"Nets go round again" Average White band.

Oh_Yoni_Boy

cafc4life said:

your sister is your mother so on and so forth.
the hexagonal family

Your sister is a rhombus, your mother...

Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch

We want seven!
We want seven!
We want seven!
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