Don't you just know that the first time somebody scores a goal the ball is going to bounce back out at three times the speed it went in on account of the hexagonal netting and our new goalkeeper is going suffer concussion as a result of being hit by it.
Think we'd have to actually have a goalkeeper for that to be a risk
Heard a rumour that we've just accepted an undisclosed bid from Burnely on the goal nets . Expected to sign a 3 year deal there tomorrow. Please don't shoot the messenger, only relaying what I've been told from my source .
Might be something in this life. They guy who makes em was recently transferred (undisclosed) to HMP Kirkham...
I hope they are strong enough to take three goals as at the moment I can't see much difference defensively from last season...........unless the new keeper is going to be something special (Mr Slade appears to have a different watch to mine as he said-I believe it was after the Orient match) we should have signed a goalkeeper within next 48/72 hours.
Why do the media team report this? Do they genuinely expect to get any kind of positive reaction for this sort of thing, particularly what with the way things are at the club?
In the light of Seth's explanation of the efficiency of hexagons, I predict that Roly will soon instruct Slade to discard 442, diamond shape, 4311 and any other pattern and instead we will play a hexagon shape. OK we will lose 0-3 as usual but we will lose EFFICIENTLY.
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House and garage at Crossbars
A better match day experience
Pie and a pint for 7 pounds
And now hexagonal goal nets
Never mind all that fantasy football shit Leicester experienced winning the Prem last season. I have everything I need right here
Well done Katy, the close season has not been a waste after all.
When will they learn?
The mind boggles!
They mentioned covering the Charlton mess earlier in the show? Did anyone hear it? I missed it
Well I don't think we can sink much lower than even thinking hexagonal nets is worthy of discussion on here let alone the os
100% trying to hide bad news behind a good news story
Tex and Bauer, lookman all to be sold hidden behind this