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Russell Slade Songs
AFKABartram
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Do you worst....
So come on and play schoolboys,
Roland, he destroys
We go down, down, down
We go down, down, down
So come on and play schoolboys,
Roland, he destroys
We go down, down, down
We go down, down, down
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How does it feel?
Losing ev-e-ry week
How does it feel?
With players oh so meek
Coz many weeks from now
There will new demotions, and no promotions
How does it feel?
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He wanted to sign a player but she said, no no no3
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One week, He was only here one week, only here one week!
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So here he is, Russell Slade
Daisy says he's our Special One
Look to the future now
We're staying in League One10 -
*Will Grigg tune*
We've got Russ Slade
We don't know how much he's paid
We've got Russ Slade
He'll be gone in 80 days
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na................1 -
Sacked in November,
You're getting sacked in November..........2 -
I dont recognise many of these as being to the tune of songs by Slade !!2
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Well here it is Merry Christmas,
and dear Roly's having fun,
Another new manager,
its only just begun....1 -
Not sure he'll buy into Roland's Merry Kiss Ass Everyone mentality. What happens when he voices his opinion the way other managers have done? - Not a song, just a thought.0
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Not so much a song as biting social commentary
Nice one Roland
Nice one son
Nice one Roland
Let's 'ave another one.2 -
Massive whoosh thread.0
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goodbye to russ goodbye to russ
thats what we d be singing in the autumn
(i dont expect hes the type to get down and get with it )0 -
Ole ole ole ole Russ Slade Russ Slade. ( if he's successful )0
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Every game....
Sacked in the morning, your getting sacked in the morning.0 -
"Peeters is back, hello"0
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HIS GOT NO HAIR BUT WE DONT CAREEEE OHH RUSSELL SLADEEEE0
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He took a pill at the Valley, to show Roland he was cool. And when he finally got sober, he saw Katrien the ogre, and realised we're s**t at football,1
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So it is, but I read it to the tune of New Order's Blue Monday.Riviera said:0 -
Heaven knows, there hasn't been much to laugh about this season. We are spectators at the theatre of the absurd, with a large dose of Bert Brecht's alienation effect thrown in for good measure. As a true Londoner, I offer my song for Mr.Slade. Maybe, some of us born and bred south of the River can see the funny side.
Picture the scene. Our gallant lads are losing at home and nothing appears to be going right with the team. In frustration our manager disappears from the dug out and minutes later he is spotted on the top of the West Stand. Cue the following song:
(with apologies to the late Tommy Cooper and his 1961 comic hit "Don't jump off the roof, Dad")
Don't jump off the roof, Russ
You'll make a hole in the pitch.
Katrien's bought a new sofa
The old one she had to ditch.
If you must end it all, Russ
And your life from Roly you cleanse,
Just take a walk down the O2,
And there you can jump in the Thames.
I'm sure others on the forum can think up their own versions, which involve some of the leading characters in the current CAFC soap opera.
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He's fat, he's bald, he does as he is told, Russell Slade, Russell Slade.4
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Hopefully one we can use later in the season, to the tune of come on feel the noise.
Come on here the noise
From Russell's red & white boys
We are going up
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Are you hanging up a katernina calendar on your wall?
It's the time that every addick has a ball
Was he hired by a red-nosed Belgium
Does a ton-up does he weigh?
Have they done it to keep us happy for a day?
So here he is, will he last to Xmas
Everybody's poking fun
Look We've got sladey
He got previous in league one!!!!!!!
Are you waiting for the new signings to arrive?
Are you sitting on your laptop pressing F5?
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old players are the best?
Then she's rocks up wearing a Kevin Lisbie vest
So here he is, will he last to Xmas
Everybody's poking fun
Look to the future now
It's only just league one!!!!!!!2 -
I suppose when he gets the traditional Roland three month tin tack we can sing to the tune of Gudbye T'Jane:
Gudbye T'Slade, Gudbye T'Slade1 -
Goodbye Slade, goodbye Slade
saying goodbye Russell Slade0 -
His big and bald... and hates Milwall Ohhhh Russell Slade......0
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Tina Turner sung a song once about our special one
I believe when Katie first made contact she sung down the phone to him.
Brussell, I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire.
You come to me, come to me wild and wired.
Oh, you come to me, give me ev'rything I need.
Give me a life time of promises and a world of dreams.
Speak the language of love like you know what it means.
Mm, and it can't be wrong, take my heart and make it strong.
You're simply the best. better than all the rest,
Better than anyone, anyone I ever met.
I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on ev'ry word you say.
Tear us apart; Brussell , I would rather be dead.
I see the start of every night and every day.
In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away.
Just as long as I'm here in your arms I could be in no better place.
You're simply the best. better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I ever met.
I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on ev'ry word you say.
Tear us apart; Brussell, I would rather be dead.
Each time you leave me I start losing control.
You're walking away with my heart and my soul.
I can feel you even when I'm alone,
Oh, Brussell, don't let go.
You're the best, better than all the rest.
Better than anyone, anyone I ever met.
I'm stuck on your heart
Better than all the rest.
Better than anyone, anyone I ever met.
I'm stuck on your heart
I hang on ev'ry word you say.
Tear us apart
Brussell I would rather be dead.
Oh you're the best.0 -
He's big, he's bald, he f*cking hates Millwall..Russel Slade, Russell Sladecharltonaddickedmatt said:His big and bald... and hates Milwall Ohhhh Russell Slade......
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Are you Bobby in disguise! Are you Bobby in disguise!0
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To the tune of Robin Hood...
Russell Slade, Russell Slade & a list of his own men,
Russell Slade, Russell Slade better think again
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