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Katrien's To Do List

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  • shirty5 said:

    Check Google and delete any negative comments about one.

    A job for life.
  • Missed It said:

    10am start
    coffee
    smirk
    internet
    lunch
    2pm finish

    Yeah, as if she gets up that early!!
  • Missed It said:

    10am start
    coffee
    smirk
    internet
    lunch
    2pm finish

    I thought she did her nails before lunch ...
  • Wash favourite blouse.
  • Buy another stripey top
  • Remember to load one chamber when you next play solo Russian Roulette...
  • Is she still in situ ffs

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  • Buy a new black & white jumper as the well worn one MUST have bobbles on it by now.
    Hair thickener.
    Shoulder pads as her shoulders aren't as broad as they used to be.
    Thesaurus - to look up the difference between weird & unique.
  • iamdan said:

    Updating the tinder account stating she enjoyed Fanni.

    There's a story about that....
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  • 1.Try and turn charlton into a self sustainable business by ruining everyone's lives.

    2. Finally send the email to Lennie Lawrence that was supposed to be sent months ago "Sorry Lennie Roland thought you was boring"

    3. Turn up late to an arranged meeting with Chris Solly asking why he mugged off Fraeye on twitter.
    "We can always forcefully loan you to Plymouth without your consent Chris"

    4. Practice that awful forced smile

    5. Go to a business conference to try and blend in with people that know what there doing in the world of business. "I belong here....yes I do".

    6. "How to pretend your employable, important and clever with Katrien Meire". At the valley.
    Set up for monday 6th June/cancelled monday 6th June.

    7. Shortlist ideas to get revenge or an upper hand on charlton fans.

    8. Apparently look for a new manager

    9. Use her excellent female charlton budget skills to book 5 holidays in the next 6 months which sorry to say, knocks everyone's crappy hard earned sh*t bag wage no jobs down further.

  • Send memo to the Met asking how the investigation into the mass of criminal activities purported against her by supporters is coming along.
  • 1. Purchase a new sofa
    2. Review pricing strategy for Fathers Day carvery
    3. Catch up with Nebojsa
    4. Send selfie to Uncle Roland
    5. Try and find an English manager who will take £40k a year as a workable playing budget
    6. Look for conferences to attend
    7. Speak to the cleaner about taking over as Head of Comms
    8. Catch up with CFO to discuss possible further cost cuts


    Anything else??

  • edited June 2016
    Serious point. Given that when Squirrel Face went to Dubai we were told (mainly by Sue admittedly) that the break was needed because she worked so tirelessly in the close season. So now I am wondering doing what?

    Surely (I pray) she cannot be lining up new players as we have no manager to decide if they are the right fit. And everyone linked with us for that post seems to be running a mile. There is no evidence she's been interviewing prospective managers. Perhaps she has been trying to fill to myriad of back-room vacancies? I know she has been seen a couple of times at the station, but aside from that? Other than her cancelled breakfast spectacular?
  • mogodon said:

    Serious point. Given that when Squirrel Face went to Dubai we were told (mainly by Sue admittedly) that the break was needed because she worked so tirelessly in the close season. So now I am wondering doing what?

    Surely (I pray) she cannot be lining up new players as we have no manager to decide if they are the right fit. And everyone linked with us for that post seems to be running a mile. There is no evidence she's been interviewing prospective managers. Perhaps she has been trying to fill to myriad of back-room vacancies? I know she has been seen a couple of times at the station, but aside from that? Other than her cancelled breakfast spectacular?

    Weasel words that really mean that she needed a break as she was so stressed at being out of her depth. The footballing equivalent of when a politician needs to, "spend more time with their family". She's useless and she knows it (could be a chant in there - LMFAO). The close-season will have given her some respite from the protests and the public outrage, unfortunately for clueless Katy it's also a time when she needs to be most on top of a game she hasn't got. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if she felt the need for another stress relieving sabbatical.
  • Fuck off back to belgium and see if you can get any further up old gaffa teeths arse,dont bother coming back
  • RESIGN!!!!!
  • Stig said:

    1. Purchase a new sofa
    2. Review pricing strategy for Fathers Day carvery
    3. Catch up with Nebojsa
    4. Send selfie to Uncle Roland
    5. Try and find an English manager who will take £40k a year as a workable playing budget
    6. Look for conferences to attend
    7. Speak to the cleaner about taking over as Head of Comms
    8. Catch up with CFO to discuss possible further cost cuts


    Anything else??

    9.Interview 250 applicants for the vacant managers position before lunch.
  • Make sweet sweet love to a corner flag on a sofa in the middle of the pitch, under floodlights to the hypnotic sway of house music, and sell tickets for it to Bournemouth fans?
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  • 9.Interview 250 applicants for the vacant managers position before lunch.

    That's a hell of an ask given she only gets in at 11.30am.

  • 1. Security review of video evidence to identify more customers to be banned in future.
    2. Complain to Police Commissioner about lack of persecution of protesters.
    3. Meeting with lawyers charged with finding the individual responsible for making a laughing stock out of me over that House of Companies thing.
    4. Head-scratching session over the Season Ticket numbers.
    5. Review Linked-In profile.
    6. Mentoring session with junior employees on the Over-Promotion Plan.
    7. Walk the floor with Security and look for anything else we can sell on ebay.
    8. Meet the contractor re the new Panic Room.

  • 1. F*** off and die
  • List items on ebay - check
  • 1) wake up screaming in a cold sweat
    2) play Roland's supportive message about how the fans are all losers and it's all about us
    3) go back to bed
    4) alarm goes off, 10am time to get up
    5) quick shower, toilet and then hairdresser and makeup artist arrive, thanks Charlton
    6) after breakfast call into the office to ask if that baldie Slade has signed yet
    7) as he hasn't, pop out for lunch in south Ken
    8) have a bit too much to drink at lunch, send some emails, put a page up on the website, have a sleep
    9) get a cab to the office arriving at 4.30
    10) smile at people, it's lovely how everyone uses that special wave for me, they must really love me
    11) another CEO calls offering £2 for Johann, sell him for £2.50 and a packet of hobnobs. Realise should have meant £m, shrug and smile, mistakes happen it's not learning from them that's the important thing.
  • check Oxford English Dictionary for the definition of "Weird"
  • mascot88 said:

    1. F*** off and die

    There is no need for that.
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