Recorded test match highlights or sex.

iainment

Got that one wrong.

LenGlover

Didn't bowl the maiden over then?

iainment

No balled I'm afraid.

LenGlover

iainment said:

No balled I'm afraid.

From square leg or behind the crease

SuedeAdidas

Full toss it is then.

LenGlover

Was a third man involved?

iainment

The cricket was fine though.

iainment

Wei I'm just off to bed, hopefully I'll carry my bat.

Brendan_O_Connell

Was there grass on the wicket?

LenGlover

iainment said:

Wei I'm just off to bed, hopefully I'll carry my bat.

Commit yourself to the shot - no going off at half cock

iainment

Brendan_O_Connell said:

Was there grass on the wicket?

I expected RIP from you.

Raith_C_Chattonell

Are you still in the covers?

Alwaysneil

Moving rapidly from mid on to silly mid off.

thai malaysia addick

Having a little tickle down the leg side. But, don't slash through the covers.

iamdan

2 fine legs and a deep gully.

Bournemouth Addick

Conditions any better for getting your googlies going this morning?

killerandflash

I hope you kept control, and weren't spraying it all around

North Lower Neil

So there was no ball tampering?

North Lower Neil

Should have claimed the extra half hour given there was a chance of a result.

killerandflash

Were Willey and Holding involved?

guinnessaddick

Next time record the highlights of the sex and watch the test match cricket, you can't get it wrong twice, can you?

sam3110

I'm stumped, you didn't ask to review the play? If you had a free hit you could have places your shot through the slips or smashed it for six over the covers. At the very least you could have got her to change grip, toss one in and ask "Howzat?"

i_b_b_o_r_g

Sex highlights

SantaClaus

That was a decision that should have been reviewed.

guinnessaddick

She could have asked for a runner.

SantaClaus

Surely you could have paused it for two minutes and done both.

Macronate

just got home.

thanks for letting me be the night watchman.

cafcfan

White or red ball game?

happyvalley

I take it you didn't find the sweet spot

1StevieG

Nurdled one down to cow corner?

johnnyhumphrey

Fingers down the seam or across?