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Ideas needed. (Alternatively: where can I buy Man U stickers near Oxford Circus?)

LuckyRedsLuckyReds
in General Charlton
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  • sam3110sam3110
    Where can you buy manure stickers in Oxford Circus, is this a trick question? Walk into any of the cheap tourist tat shops and you'll have one in under a minute
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    Fart in it them laugh your socks off when Nigel has his tea break!
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Get along to a Card shop and buy two Birthday candles...

    One in the shape of a 2 the other in the shape of a 1 then sellotape them to his desk
  • charltonbobcharltonbob
    creepyaddick said:

    Fart in it them laugh your socks off when Nigel has his tea break!

    Many years ago (& bear with me on this) I was delivering furniture to a fire brigade station & they offered us cups of tea. we went to their kitchen with a couple of them them & having a chat they produced some bone china cups & said we won't give you these ones. Apparently a couple of weeks previously there had been a visit from Maggie Thatcher, so all of this bone china cups & plates etc had been bought especially for her visit. Come the day of the visit the cups were all laid out in the kitchen, before she arrived a couple of the guys popped along to the kitchen & wiped a certain part of themselves around all the tops of the cups just to make sure that whichever one she had, had its mark. Disgraceful behaviour of course & very childish. Just thought I'd mention it.
  • aliwibblealiwibble
    Why buy Man U stickers? Just go to Rymans or wherever, and get some self adhesive label sheets and print them yourself.
  • ValiantphilValiantphil
    Get a permanent marker and write "Palace Mug" on it.
  • Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    or just shit in it.
  • ChizzChizz
    Just leave it as it is. Surely it's already horrible enough?
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited May 2016
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    or just shit in it.

    cafcdave123 said:

    Smash it then put it in the cupboard. When they question what happened to it stab him in the throat with a biro

    Both excellent suggestions. Suggest the person who owns the mug is forced to eat it after its been shat in and smashed. Then stab him with a biro.
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  • MrLargoMrLargo
    cafcdave123 said:

    Smash it then put it in the cupboard. When they question what happened to it stab him in the throat with a biro

    That properly made me laugh. Also, I fully agree that this is the correct course of action.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited May 2016
    cafcfan said:

    Observe carefully which way round the palace wol holds its mug.
    Then carefully using a Dremel drill a very small hole about one inch from the top so that when it takes a sip hot liquid pours down its chin and onto its clothes.

    Or better still, urine.
  • To_Be_FranckTo_Be_Franck
    Just a snide comment about there being two Palace mugs in the office should do.
  • cfgscfgs
    Just smash it with a hammer.
  • CharltonparklaneCharltonparklane
    edited May 2016
    Clingfilm over the top then watch as the boiling water bounces back everywhere

    Bouncbackability
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