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Up yours Pardew!

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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,209
    MillwallFan said:

    https://amp.twimg.com/v/b4f8a28d-3d38-434c-8a65-ca43eb3fefb0

    Lol, he really is Berk isn't he? Him and plastic stripey pricks are made for each other.

  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,147
    Take a look at @ShoreRobert's Tweet:
  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    Shame he didn't get a lifetime ban for that headbutt on Myler a couple of years ago but being a cunt isn't against FA rules.
  • johnnyhumphrey
    johnnyhumphrey Posts: 449
    Is Betfair offering odds for when he will disappear up his backside---he so loves himself.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    You kno when you've been Pardewed -

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,819
    That dance is very very Pardew.

    I do think as said above he practiced it in front of the mirror, very little spontaneous looking about it.

    Tool.
  • Fortune 82nd Minute
    Fortune 82nd Minute Posts: 8,387
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3602610/Alan-Pardew-shows-dance-moves-touchline-jig-celebrate-Jason-Puncheon-s-Wembley-opener-Crystal-Palace.html
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,838
    He waited 'til the camera was on him. The whistle, the buttonhole and the dance. Almost the whole package apart from one small thing. Your moment of glory knobhead, and you blew it. Wanker.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited May 2016
    JessieAddick said:

    In a Tyne-Wear derby, Pardew celebrates a goal before the scorer being called offside:
    image

    I keep watching that. It's very enjoyable :smile:
    Seriously, I can't leave it alone, that is almost beautiful in its way.....
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780
    He did a dance right in front of Wenger when West Ham beat them 1-0. Henry returned the favour when they beat us 4-0 later that season.

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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,172
    "You're not dancing anymore"
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    This picture is also excellent. Him and that buffoon Andy Woodman celebrating in front of Di Canio when they thought they'd equalised. The final score? 3-0 to Di Canio's Sunderland.

    The stupid wanker never, ever learns haha. I'll be enjoying that dance for weeks. The bloke is an utter moron.
  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,709
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:

    This picture is also excellent. Him and that buffoon Andy Woodman celebrating in front of Di Canio when they thought they'd equalised. The final score? 3-0 to Di Canio's Sunderland.

    The stupid wanker never, ever learns haha. I'll be enjoying that dance for weeks. The bloke is an utter moron.

    Whilst looking at him as well. The lack of respect is astonishing.
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717
    Pride comes before a fall. Or, in Pardew's case, being a massive arsehole comes before a fall
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,704
    He will take palace down next season put money on it.
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    edited May 2016
    I can see that too.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,053
    edited May 2016
    Brilliant. Boo it's disappeared.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,983
    Too busy celebrating like an arrogant arsehole to organise him team to defend the lead.

    I bet the first team to score against them next year do the Pardew dance.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,064
    Fortune 82nd Minute said:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3602610/Alan-Pardew-shows-dance-moves-touchline-jig-celebrate-Jason-Puncheon-s-Wembley-opener-Crystal-Palace.html

    Some great comments on there. Pardew even manages to try and steal the show and post one himself...in the first person...obviously!!! :wink:

    "Serial Womaniser, Your wifes bed, United Kingdom, 16 hours ago

    Legend. You're all jealous because Pards gets more p u s s y than you."
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    Pardew has done some real cringe moments in his career. But the dance is on another level. Man's anembarrassment.

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  • sammy391
    sammy391 Posts: 3,788
    edited May 2016
    The but I loved was when Steve coppell said that crystal palace didn't have any history before the Cup final 26 years ago ...
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,271
    But I don't feel like dancing when the stripey nigels play....

    Thank you Alan, when are you going on Big Bang Theory with the other nerds?
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780
    Apart from the knobhead dance, I think he got the tactics wrong. Far too negative against a poor Man U side.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,147
    LawrieAbrahams said:

    Apart from the knobhead dance, I think he got the tactics wrong. Far too negative against a poor Man U side.

    Exactly this. FA Cup Final and you sit behind the ball for the entire game. Only Utd deserved to win that game.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    JessieAddick said:

    3blokes said:

    JessieAddick said:

    In a Tyne-Wear derby, Pardew celebrates a goal before the scorer being called offside:
    image

    I keep watching that. It's very enjoyable :smile:
    Seriously, I can't leave it alone, that is almost beautiful in its way.....
    Yes it's one of the most hilarious gifs I've ever seen.
    He's like a cross between a shit Donald Trump and a more Alan than Alan, Alan Partridge.
    And that really takes some doing when you think about it.
    It really is a remarkable achievement.


  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,709
    edited May 2016
    LawrieAbrahams said:

    Apart from the knobhead dance, I think he got the tactics wrong. Far too negative against a poor Man U side.

    They are weak defensively though. A couple of man u counter attacks would have done them in.
    They were playing to their strengths. Uniteds full backs are more attacking than they are defensive and Bolasie and Zaha possess a lot of quality albeit not used very often.

    I don't think tactically he got it too wrong from the start. They are reliant on Cabaye who had a poor game and he refused to adjust the depth of his players as the game progressed when he should have towards the end of the 90 and especially in extra time.

    EDIT: I should say, having to play like that from the outset shows that they really overachieved to get to the final.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,381
    I am puzzeld as to why their sychronised diving team underperformed?
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,596
    Just found out that Smalling bloke plays for England.

    Genuinely wtf???!!
  • CWadlan
    CWadlan Posts: 110
    The Pardew Dance!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_sbedJv1y8
  • hudson-son-son
    hudson-son-son Posts: 2,645
    edited May 2016


    Hadn't seen this one posted

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