I'm talking own goals... Classic reasons to laugh at them.
While they have harshly gradually attempted to internally mess up the club from top to bottom, intentionally or non intentionally, they have at least done us the very small favour of making themselves easy targets to take the piss out of.
If Roland Duchatelet decides to do a stand up with karel fraeye as his warm up gig, I think it might be worth a couple of quid.
il kick it off.
1. Karel Fraeye - professional football coach currently managing a big club in English football, decides it would be wise to jump in the back of a laundry van after a humiliating defeat.
2. Roland Duchatelet does his best impression of mr dead while getting photographed on south east london train.
3. Katrien Meire to Rachel Hawley "let's do a sex video on the pitch to advertise fans renting out the pitch after the season...
4. Karel Fraeye to Chris solly "Chris, I see something from observation of pure genius. You are being wasted at RB. You are a born central Midfielder"
5. Roland Duchatelet shares his natural born wit
"Huh huh a-huh...so, what does Peter want investment in? Could be, A BILLBOARD?"
The crowd erupts with some even wiping tears of laughter.
6. Katrien Meire "I want Guy Luzon to be charltons Alex Ferguson" erm, ok...... Just over a year later when where relegated to league one. "I don't want to raise fans expectations".
Over to you. Give us some laughs
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Personal highlight for me so far has been `Rolands Rant' statement. As far as own goals are concerned it was fantastic, just beautiful. Our arrogantly aloof owner had been reduced to arguing like the knob at work who after a couple of beers turns into a right wanker. I had to keep reading it just to make sure he really was saying what he was saying. A solid gold and highly significant moment in the `war' I reckon.
A special mention has to go to Karel Fraeye though. I find it amazing that a bloke of his tactical ability even got himself into the position to be given an English Championship managers job. He could blag for Belgium, you've got to give him that....but to watch his demise was spectacular. It was like a live, slooow, public execution. To see the man and the whole team collapse as they did was incredible. Grotesque but still incredible....and his eventual departure from the club is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen in football.
They could have made a `Carry On' film about Fraeyes time as our manager. `Carry On Manager'. Jim Dale could play Fraeye....Sid James could play Murray...Charles Hawtrey could play NightMeire.
8. Getting Moores RIP picture wrong for minutes applause and blaming it on students. Just a general reminder there of the incompetence. Back to the laughable farce a below...
9. Katrien Meire - (the main character in this show) launching "Katrien Meire investigates" after someone resigned her on companies house and she puts it on the OS.
Sigh.
Aminesty bins placed outside the turnstiles before the burnley game.
A large net behind the covered end for the Burnley game.
1500 people not receiving their season tickets and then blaming it all on Royal Mail, when we all know it was probably the crap computer system to blame.
If only I had thought about it in advance
Guy Luzon's career closely mirroring Sir Alex Ferguson's.
Roland trying to look like he cares about things in that picture at the Valley, but looking instead like he has just climbed out of a crypt.
Katrien asking Airman if he was frightened to meet her when she "encountered" him outside the ground.
Roland getting cross about us.