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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic

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  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    Part of me wants Roland to still be with us on Christmas Day 2016 just to see what @3blokes comes up with
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 913.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck......

  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited July 2016
    Day 914.
    Long week eh. :neutral:
    At a time when it's really becoming fashionable to step down he's still here.
    Oh fuck.......
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    3blokes said:

    Day 914.
    Long week eh. :neutral:
    At a time when it's really becoming fashionable to step down he's still here.
    Oh fuck.......

    Indeed a long week.

    It seems as though he's got his feet under the table here. I will do a deal with God: Andy Murray doesn't have to win Wimbledon as long as Roland goes. For both to happen I promise to be kind to Mr Tatters even when he gets on my wick.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034

    3blokes said:

    Day 914.
    Long week eh. :neutral:
    At a time when it's really becoming fashionable to step down he's still here.
    Oh fuck.......

    Indeed a long week.

    It seems as though he's got his feet under the table here. I will do a deal with God: Andy Murray doesn't have to win Wimbledon as long as Roland goes. For both to happen I promise to be kind to Mr Tatters even when he gets on my wick.
    "On my wick".

    I had put you down for mid 40's, an expression certainly tells an age.....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610

    3blokes said:

    Day 914.
    Long week eh. :neutral:
    At a time when it's really becoming fashionable to step down he's still here.
    Oh fuck.......

    Indeed a long week.

    It seems as though he's got his feet under the table here. I will do a deal with God: Andy Murray doesn't have to win Wimbledon as long as Roland goes. For both to happen I promise to be kind to Mr Tatters even when he gets on my wick.
    Arsene, it's that sort of determined personal sacrifice that demonstrates in the end we will prevail :wink: ( I know exactly what you mean but we march on till the old coot goes)

    Day 915.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck.....



  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974

    3blokes said:

    Day 914.
    Long week eh. :neutral:
    At a time when it's really becoming fashionable to step down he's still here.
    Oh fuck.......

    Indeed a long week.

    It seems as though he's got his feet under the table here. I will do a deal with God: Andy Murray doesn't have to win Wimbledon as long as Roland goes. For both to happen I promise to be kind to Mr Tatters even when he gets on my wick.
    "On my wick".

    I had put you down for mid 40's, an expression certainly tells an age.....
    Mid 40s! Flattery again! It's OK Elfs I'll buy you a pint.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    916.
    Here.
    Fuck.

    That's a shortened version today for anyone in a hurry :smile:

    For those with a little more time -

    Day 916.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 917.
    He's still here, like a blocked drain.
    Oh fuck......
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    3blokes said:

    Day 917.
    He's still here, like a blocked drain.
    Oh fuck......

    And stinks like one.
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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited July 2016
    Day 918 and 919.
    Well, The Best Owner Of A Football Club Ever is in mixed mood this morning as he potters around in his garden shed. He'd had a moment of joy when he found a drawing pin behind the lawn mower that he thought had been lost forever. The Best Owner Of A Football Club Owner Ever had punched the air in triumph (and missed) because even a rusty old drawing pin is still a drawing pin, right!
    But since then, the mood has darkened inside the little garden shed. The football season is fast approaching. The return of the stupid little ant people. Back to upset the peaceful tranquility of the farm. And the return of the blight of CARD, whatever that is, trying to spoil things. Look what they did to that poor innocent sofa, he fumes, have those cocksuckers no sense of decency!
    And to cap it ALL, he's run out of those fucking little amaretto biscuits. What the hell were Lidl thinking, he'd put them on the goddam list FFS!!
    Well, let's leave The Best Owner Of A Football Club Ever banging around inside his shed slamming his drawers and shouting "SHIT!!!".......
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck......
  • floyds1
    floyds1 Posts: 51
    is that roland rat , mind you that would be an insult to rats
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I hear that the Russians do really good henbane laced amaretto biscuits.

    Maybe Roland can try them. Not fatal but could lead to an interesting few days...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 920.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 921.
    PMs come and PMs go.
    But he's still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    When I look through CL first thing in the morning and see '1 new' by this thread I know he hasn't gone
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,914
    I reckon if we can find his route to work each morning. If we all go up behind him and blow air horns/pop balloons/bang on frying pans. Surely that'll be enough to push the old fucker over the edge!?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 922.
    It's raining.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 923.
    Well it's stopped raining for a bit which is nice.
    But he's still here.
    Oh fuck.....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Fuck.

    That's the really shortened version for anyone REALLY in a hurry.

    Meanwhile, for those with a little more time -

    Day 924.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck.....
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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 925 and 926.
    Well The Best Owner Of A Football Club Ever is rather quiet this morning as he gazes out of the window of his shed at the world.
    He had an awful dream last night. That he was one of the little ant people too. He found himself walking down with them all to a football match. And the team were not doing very well, and they were all moaning about the owner. And then suddenly there was the owner in the directors armour plated box and everyone booed. And he suddenly realised it was him! He was the owner and everyone hated him!
    What a shocking dream....
    He lets out a long sigh and looks at the duct tape on his work bench. Thank God for the finer things in life he thinks as he reaches for it. He's got a Lidl bag to repair this morning.
    He brightens a little. It was just a stupid dream...and it'll soon be time for a nice coffee and an amaretto biscuit.
    He's still here.
    Oh FUCK.....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 927.
    We are his children.
    Yes, they actually said that.
    Unbelievable Jeff.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    You're running a bit late today. Good weekend?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Yes the Maidstone Massive were bigging it up well sick and keeping it real. ( I was building a shed :wink: )
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    Gone by Xmas. How more sleeps
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610

    Gone by Xmas. How more sleeps

    I'll work that out in the morning :wink:
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 928.
    ( 159 sleeps blackpool72 until he allegedly FUCKS OFF)
    But sadly at the moment, he's still here, so all together now.
    OH FUCK....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 929.
    Well summer is here for a day or two. It would be nice if it stayed round for a bit.
    Unlike The Best Owner Of A Football Club Ever.
    Because he's still here like a chill wind round SE7.
    Oh fuck.......
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    ( Btw everyone just before today's update, I would just like to apologise to everyone for last season's relegation. It was all my fault. I had no idea blowing up a few balloons in the North Stand would cause everything to go to shit. Sorry :smile: )

    Day 930.
    He's still here, but none of it, according to the legend that is Sue Parkes is his fault, it's those meddling protestors sticking their noses in.
    So today it's a slightly incredulous I Can't Believe It's All Our Fault oh fuck....