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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic

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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1363.
    Bins out, Roland out. If only.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1364.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited September 2017
    Day 1365 and 1366.
    It is Saturday morning and The B.O is in his shed, seated at a table with 5 blocks of wood on chairs round him. For he is addressing his 'children'.
    ( now this may seem a bit bonkers but come on, we're not all fucking visionaries are we?)
    "Right, he begins " Morning Carl, Al, Truidi, Carlton and Pest. Stan would be here but I've disowned him."
    He looks round at them sternly.
    " Sit up straight all of you."
    He inspects them all and nods.
    " Right, now I want a word with you, Carlton. A while ago, you ungrateful little fuck, you were complaining that you can only play what I tell you to, with who I tell you, and how I tell you. You said I kept interfering in your childish little games and spoiling all your fun. So since then, I have completely fucking ignored you because you are clearly totally stupid, and now you're moaning that I don't give you enough pocket money, and you can't buy anything decent to play with! You vinegar pissing little prick! And you are SO rude all the time about your lovely Auntie Daisy! What have you got to say for yourself???"
    It goes quiet in the shed.
    " The old silent treatment eh!" fumes the B.O. " I am your father! Why can't you be like Truidi eh, she doesn't go round saying my dancing is shit, and protesting all the time! And now you're hanging with the wrong crowd, drinking in the wrong bars ( not mine!) and playing CARD games ( whatever they are) and refusing to come home!"
    The B.O stands up.
    " You ungrateful little bastard!"
    Oh my. It's a bit of a tense family situation.
    Oh well let's leave dear old dad stewing in his shed with his kids.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,976
    3blokes said:

    Day 1360.
    He's still here.
    Oh Monday morning fuck...

    Just caught up with this one. Can't believe I missed my Monday morning fuck.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1367.
    He's still here.
    Oh Monday morning for the love of God fuck....
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Another week and another Belgian nightmare awaits!

    Oh Fuck!
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1368.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited October 2017
    Day 1369.
    He's still here.
    Oh interminable fuck...
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,976
    3blokes said:

    Day 1369.
    He's still here.
    Oh interminable fuck...

    What a fuck to wake up to!

    (Did you put the bins out?)
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Arsenetatters said:

    3blokes said:

    Day 1369.
    He's still here.
    Oh interminable fuck...

    What a fuck to wake up to!

    (Did you put the bins out?)
    No Arsene, it's bin day tomorrow :wink:
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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited October 2017
    Day 1370.
    And not even it being bin day makes it any better. :wink:
    He's still here.
    Oh rubbish fuck.....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1371.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1372 and 1373.
    The inspired leadership of the B.O and his fragrant salary grabbers has rather overwhelmed me today, and I am at a loss as to how to express my feelings of gratitude about it eloquently.
    Oh wait, how about -
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,976
    I think oh fuck sums it up nicely
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Fuckety fuck
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1374.
    He’s still here.
    Oh rather chilly morning fuck..
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1375.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1376.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1377.
    It may be bin day, but even the bin men wouldn’t take him.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1378.
    He’s still here like a daily Friday 13th.
    Oh unlucky fuck.....
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Friday the 13th? AND Roland and his brain dead oxygen thief?

    We're DOOMED aye tell'ya... DOOOOOOMED!!!!!
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited October 2017
    Day 1379 and 1380.
    Dum di dum, fiddle di dee........
    He’s still here, lurking in the shadows, with his very own nightly Halloween party, whirling about like a demented penguin to the danse macabre.
    Oh vampiric fuck....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1381.
    He’s still here.
    Oh stormy fuck...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    I admire your persistence 3blokes.

    Keep up the good work, one day he'll be gone.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1382.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    Looking at the sky yesterday the same amber hue as our great owners teeth,
    I was hoping it was a sign that his spirit was being sucked away to where it came from, but no he's still here. Save our souls.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1383.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1384.
    Bin day. Sorry, i’m talking rubbish again.
    But while we’re at it, he’s still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,976
    I've been off-line and have missed a veritable feast of fucks. Story of my life.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Fucking good to see you back @Arsenetatters

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