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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic
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Day 1363.
Bins out, Roland out. If only.
He's still here.
Oh fuck....1 -
Day 1364.
He's still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Day 1365 and 1366.
It is Saturday morning and The B.O is in his shed, seated at a table with 5 blocks of wood on chairs round him. For he is addressing his 'children'.
( now this may seem a bit bonkers but come on, we're not all fucking visionaries are we?)
"Right, he begins " Morning Carl, Al, Truidi, Carlton and Pest. Stan would be here but I've disowned him."
He looks round at them sternly.
" Sit up straight all of you."
He inspects them all and nods.
" Right, now I want a word with you, Carlton. A while ago, you ungrateful little fuck, you were complaining that you can only play what I tell you to, with who I tell you, and how I tell you. You said I kept interfering in your childish little games and spoiling all your fun. So since then, I have completely fucking ignored you because you are clearly totally stupid, and now you're moaning that I don't give you enough pocket money, and you can't buy anything decent to play with! You vinegar pissing little prick! And you are SO rude all the time about your lovely Auntie Daisy! What have you got to say for yourself???"
It goes quiet in the shed.
" The old silent treatment eh!" fumes the B.O. " I am your father! Why can't you be like Truidi eh, she doesn't go round saying my dancing is shit, and protesting all the time! And now you're hanging with the wrong crowd, drinking in the wrong bars ( not mine!) and playing CARD games ( whatever they are) and refusing to come home!"
The B.O stands up.
" You ungrateful little bastard!"
Oh my. It's a bit of a tense family situation.
Oh well let's leave dear old dad stewing in his shed with his kids.
He's still here.
Oh fuck...8 -
Just caught up with this one. Can't believe I missed my Monday morning fuck.3blokes said:Day 1360.
He's still here.
Oh Monday morning fuck...
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Day 1367.
He's still here.
Oh Monday morning for the love of God fuck....1 -
Another week and another Belgian nightmare awaits!
Oh Fuck!2 -
Day 1368.
Oh fuck...0 -
Day 1369.
He's still here.
Oh interminable fuck...1 -
What a fuck to wake up to!3blokes said:Day 1369.
He's still here.
Oh interminable fuck...
(Did you put the bins out?)3 -
No Arsene, it's bin day tomorrowArsenetatters said:
What a fuck to wake up to!3blokes said:Day 1369.
He's still here.
Oh interminable fuck...
(Did you put the bins out?)
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Day 1370.
And not even it being bin day makes it any better.
He's still here.
Oh rubbish fuck.....3 -
Day 1371.
He's still here.
Oh fuck....0 -
Day 1372 and 1373.
The inspired leadership of the B.O and his fragrant salary grabbers has rather overwhelmed me today, and I am at a loss as to how to express my feelings of gratitude about it eloquently.
Oh wait, how about -
He's still here.
Oh fuck....4 -
I think oh fuck sums it up nicely1
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Fuckety fuck1
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Day 1374.
He’s still here.
Oh rather chilly morning fuck..1 -
Day 1375.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Day 1376.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Day 1377.
It may be bin day, but even the bin men wouldn’t take him.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...3 -
Day 1378.
He’s still here like a daily Friday 13th.
Oh unlucky fuck.....1 -
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Friday the 13th? AND Roland and his brain dead oxygen thief?
We're DOOMED aye tell'ya... DOOOOOOMED!!!!!1 -
Day 1379 and 1380.
Dum di dum, fiddle di dee........
He’s still here, lurking in the shadows, with his very own nightly Halloween party, whirling about like a demented penguin to the danse macabre.
Oh vampiric fuck....1 -
Day 1381.
He’s still here.
Oh stormy fuck...1 -
I admire your persistence 3blokes.
Keep up the good work, one day he'll be gone.1 -
Day 1382.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Looking at the sky yesterday the same amber hue as our great owners teeth,
I was hoping it was a sign that his spirit was being sucked away to where it came from, but no he's still here. Save our souls.
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Day 1383.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Day 1384.
Bin day. Sorry, i’m talking rubbish again.
But while we’re at it, he’s still here.
Oh fuck....3 -
I've been off-line and have missed a veritable feast of fucks. Story of my life.5
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Fucking good to see you back @Arsenetatters3
